Favorite comedian

I’ve seen both of them live. Two of my favs.

 

George Carlin. He was a bitter fuck, but that’s why he was funny. Rowan Atkinson is a close second.

 

George Carlin was the grandmaster! Love the bit about airlines!

<<About this time, someone is telling you to get on the plane. "Get on the plane. Get on the plane." I say, "fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane! IN the plane! Let Evil Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here with you folks in uniform! There seems to be less WIND in here!">>

 

For the longest time, it's been Jeff Dunham. I've seen him in concert three times

 

and another one

 

love me some george carlin, russell peters and bill burr

Frankie boyle also

 

For those who like their comedians with an extra dose of abstract

Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill
http://www.veoh.com/m/watch.php?v=v1851759277bNH7wB

 

Joey Diaz. His stories are super f***ed up but the way he tells them is so funny!

 

If I had to pick just ONE it'd be Dylan Moran.

 

“Whores don’t care about lumber.”

 

Bill Hicks. Dude was a legend.


George Carlin.


Lewis Black. I recently saw him and he was hilarious.


Doug Stanhope.

 

Seen him live too, like a couple months ago. He is super funny.

 

Do you know what Poseidon was before he was a God?

Spoiler

Chuck Norris's golden fish.

 

Jimmy Carr. Absolute savage

 

louis c.k. & bill burr are my favourites to, but to add to Poseidons great list, I present to you, this guy:



Edit: I fucked up, this post should go in another thread.