"Getting caught watching porn" nightmares

No, that never happened to me, but i was busted for real by my mom when i was 16 and it was the worst experience of my life. The look in her eyes was worse than anything. I thought i was done forever after that, but......here i am 9 years later. "Sigh". This is the time though.

"Do or do not, there is no try"

 

Lol that sucks when I did it i always made sure the door was locked, and i always cleared the "evidence" and browse history, i felt like a spy, no one could caught me

 

Yeah, i thought i was smart, but somehow i didnt clear the history even though i thought i did. Or maybe it was cookies or something, who knows.

 

I often, really often, am in a dream and I'm like, oh man have I forgotten my pants again. You'd think I would have learned by now. It's got to the stage now where I'm just resigned. Yes everyone, I have no pants on. I don't know where they are. We're just going to have to deal with it.

My dreams have been very realistic lately too. I wake up from a dream and go about my day and all that. Nek minut', no pants. Wow! Now I'm doing this in real life? No, I'm just still in a dream.

I should spread this around, now that I think of it. If I ever do forget to wear my pants I can try and convince people I know that they're just in one of my dreams. It's just so crazy it's gotta work.

 

LOL if my parents would have caught me i would have been like "School project, it is the 21st century" haha

 

I've been caught masturbating by my mom several times watching questionable material. And I have an eerie feeling my coworker could see me looking at a pornographic image on my phone in our work truck last year (no idea and I so hope he didn't). I'm surprised that wasn't a wake up call for me that I've got problems.

 

I use "incognito mode" in Chrome if I don't want the history to be saved

 

I never knew that existed hahahaha shit

That is bad, maybe he is guilty himself, because if you are a man that never watches porn he would be like "oh i caught you" or something like that but instead he says nothing, guilty himself

 

Haha, I really like this post.

I haven't ever been caught by family, I think. Perhaps my sister has heard me MO, as I often did it in the bathroom, while she was in her room, which is on the same floor. But the chance is also high that she was watching Netflix or using Spotify or YouTube and didn't hear me, or just didn't hear it above the sound of the falling water.
I might've been caught by at most two friends. Once in English class, I had finished my test, and I got my iPad from my backpack (at the secondary education I was at, iPads were mandatory, and partly paid for by school) and unlocked it. The Nyan Cat theme started playing, loudly. That's a true story, but it's not what I was going to tell. In the Nyan Cat story the entire class was bothered by it, though, but it was kind of funny. Another time when I had finished my test, I got my iPad from my backpack and unlocked it. I saw a huge image of a naked woman pop up. Apparently I had been watching porn, the night before. I actually didn't even quite remember. I was using Google Chrome, which, on iOS, tended to refresh every time you went to a page which hadn't been used in a long time. Because of this, the porn image only displayed for a split second, and then the page refreshed; while it was refreshing I closed the tab.
There were only two people sitting behind me, I was in the corner of the classroom. But have they seen it? I don't know. It was a big picture, so if they looked in my direction, they'd have seen it. But then again, I had handed in my test, they were still working on it, so they shouldn't have looked in my direction anyway, probably.

I don't know, but hey, perhaps that was an interesting story?

 

All I can say that the porn I was looking at on my phone wasn't human porn, and it was drawn