Wet dreams are freaking annoying

AFAIK, wet dreams are something that your body does, and you can't stop it without castration.

My suggestion is not to wash just your "junk" but rather to have a shower or bath. That way, you're associating soap with cleaning, not with lube. It'll also set you up to smell better during the day; I'm guessing that you sweat when you have a wet dream.

 

Sorry, AFAIK means "as far as i know "

I was hoping that you could remove the association between soap and sex, because they don't belong together.

Sorry, I have no other suggestion.

 

You just have to essentially deal with it, some don't get wet dreams much if at all, and others get lots throughout their recovery. You get randy after because of the chaser effect when o'ing, so if it's just from wet dreams and you're not doing anything else M or P there's not much you can do about it.

 

I have gotta agree with @Ginny Weasley on this one. The Chaser effect is a b$%^/h. Busting a nut with a wet dream is natural. When I quit dip, I has dreams so f@#$%^g real I could feel, taste, and smell the dip in my lip. The Shame of caving was also real.
But here is the thing. IT'S A GOOD D!@N SIGN! YOUR BODY IS RESETTING ITSELF BACK TO NORMAL. So be encouraged.
As to jerking it after you realize you came, stop being a p!@$$y. Your option to choose the right choice doesnt start in the shower, it begins when you realize you had a wet dream. I've never had one so yeah I may not know 100%. But noone is putting a gun to your head and saying play wid it.
Sack up and do what you know you need to do.

 

Hmm, what about distancing yourself from the wet dream?

What I mean by that is giving yourself time and distraction between waking up and having a shower. Get up; clean with tissue and cleaning wipes; have breakfast; exercise or whatever; and only when you've calmed down, go shower.

Might that help? It's worth an experiment.