Question For Americans

I Have a Dream speech 2.0

 

But what if that's their thing! (sorry, I had to)

 

Thankyou.

 

Is it also their thing to want to infect other people with the toilet water disease(s).

 

Hey, whatever floats their turd... I mean boat

 

*closes door to this thread and leaves room*

 

I was kind of wondering that myself lol. And funny enough, I have the same problem

 

Not really something to brag about. It doesn't get you a job in NASA or a congratulatory telegram from the Queen. All it means is you can't date really short women. Some women might be into it, but the ones for whom it's a deciding factor don't usually have the kind of personality that makes them a joy to spend time with. Ancient Greek clown figures had oversized genitals to indicate a lack of higher intelligence.

The water is definitely high enough that this should be seen as a universal problem- in fact a national emergency in America, if not a human rights crisis. As I said before, there should be enough clearance for all sizes- especially when you take richochet into account.

To help explain: your bare arse itself is too close to the water when you sit on those things.

 

Yeah the average distance between the base of the dick and the top of the toilet water in American toilets is about 7 inches, so what are you trying to say @UKGeezer?

 

A big poop can raise the water level quite a bit

 

Poop physics. Kind of like when icebergs melt

 

I just googled average penis size US, and got my tape measure out to visualise inches. The average flaccid willy is 3.5 inches. That would put the water 10.5 inches low. No way was it that low. Unless by base of the dick you mean where it starts (that's what I'd mean by base of the dick)? In which case, that would give only 3.5 inches clearance from your average dick- a disgustingly low amount! Especially when considering a vast swathe of the population will be above average.

THAT'S ANOTHER THING. I'd forgot. In civilised nations, it's plumbed so the water level remains constant regardless of the amount of fecal matter one coils out. And I can assure you that on my high calorie workout diet, I've been putting in serious work on the porcelain throne in the last few weeks.

But in the USA, yeah, the water level rises when you shit, like something out of a horror film.

 

Somebody should invent some kind of waterproof sleeve that one can put on one's cock and balls when taking a poop, to protect from the poopy water. You could call it a "poop-sock"

 

This man is clearly absolutely unhinged.