If you were to be reborn what would you want to be in next life?

I want to be reborn as me again but with telephone cables.

 

The Tragedy of the Missing Cables by Infrasapiens will be one of the few writings surviving the apocalyptic ending of the human civilization.

Millions of years later it will be discovered by visiting alien fleet. They will take this rare artifact with them and all the alien children will have to learn about the drama in school.

They are going to hate it, they'll be annoyed by the writer's constant whining about the cables and they will secretely call him Untermensch.

 

And I asure you, the cables will still not be there.

 

A shark. They can swim fast and they look intimidating. It would be fun to be a shark

 

A cat, are the masters of parkour.

 

A new me who never gets addicted to porn in the first place

 

Dolphins are supposed to be pretty smart and social. Given that I'm not locked up in some amusement park, I think something like that would be pretty cool.

 

Male model, I'd love to be validated just for existing.

 

A human who has mastered the control of space and time. I have always found curiosity in answering the question of whether lifeforms exist in other galaxies/worlds

 

A Teletubby.

 

Platypus.

 

I'd rather not be reborn, on Earth, at least.

 

I'm fine with pidgeon. I dreamed so many times about flying...

 

I would like to be reborn as myself. I dot want to be anyone else. im happy with my life and my destiny. i donot know what i was in my previous birth, how do i expect what i would in my next birth, People who meet in this birth are supposed to meet you in the next birth in one way or other, or else the jeevan chakra of karma would not exist.

 

Someone's dog. Dogs are happy.

 

I would like to be born as an Eagle, so that I could soar up high in the sky.

 

An upper class white human male in a first world country.

 

I would want to be reborn as someone, which actions are writen in the history. Someone that can, and do makes this world a better place. Someone who create. Someone who can stand agains the odds. You can even say, someone like a protagonist in a very good litirature, with a good and happy ending.

 

An Arab in Dubai