The Animating Contest of Liberty

-- THE ANIMATING CONTEST OF LIBERTY --


Welcome.
If you decide to enlist, you will participate in the infinite clash between chaos and enlightenment, known to humans as the "animating contest of liberty." Will you succumb to the forces of corruption and evil, or become animated and join the ranks of the God Emperor? Now is your chance to achieve greatness, though it won't be easy. You will start as a lonely frog, but will quickly gain strength as you climb the ranks. Show us your power and never stop trying. The animating contest of liberty is waiting for you.

This challenge requires that you do not engage in Porn or Masturbation.

Are you ready? To join, just copy+paste the ranks into your signature. You can edit your signature here.
If you already have a streak, you do not have to start from zero.


<Frog>

0 days
The Animating Contest of Liberty
A low-level beast with no special abilities. Feels bad man.

<Trendie>

1 day
A type of human who follows the latest trends and only participates in activities deemed popular or socially accepted. Can name at least 80 of the top 100 songs on the charts. Became suicidal when Vine was discontinued, and actually attempted suicide when TikTok was announced to be banned. Many trendies are white, but speak Ebonics to appear cooler to their friends.

<Globalist Minion>

3 days
A simple henchman working willingly or subconsciously for the globalist elite. Their numbers are very large, but their power level is generally weak. They have never questioned authority in their lives, and believe that the mainstream media has no reason to lie. Every Globalist Minion has a Reddit account.

<Autistic Army>

5 days
In their early days, the shitposters, aspies, and meme engineers were disorganized and stayed in the dark recesses of the internet, occasionally clashing with Globalist Minions. But in 2016, God Emperor Trump managed to animate a vast number of them, and the so-called Autistic Army was formed. In large numbers, they can be incredibly powerful. On rare occasions, they are even able to threaten the Globalist Elite using weaponized autism.

<Spider Goat>

1 week
Chinese hybrid experiments developed in the 80's to produce spider silk from the udders of a goat. Spider Goat silk has been used to manufacture body armor.

<Human-Pig Hybrid>

10 days
These creatures were created in the 90's by globalist scientists trying to destroy humanity by erasing our genome. Their research is still ongoing.

<Fish People>

15 days
Created by genetic engineers in England, they are humanoids who retain gills and tails beyond the fetal stage and possess some other aquatic traits as well. They are a testament to the power and degeneracy of the Globalist Elite.

<Canis Lupus Familiaris>

20 days
Dogs are not only psychic buffers, but are also psychic themselves. This makes them very adept at interfacing with humans, and they can even take on their master's aura.

<Gremlin>

25 days
Gremlins are humanoids that are often confused with goblins, but they are less powerful and less naturally evil. Most Gremlins are neutral and prefer to serve their racial leader, Glenn Beck. However, they have been known to align with the forces of chaos if it suits their interests.

<Goblin>

1 month
Goblins are demons, and the most common type of demon on Earth. They almost always take on human forms, and they serve their superiors, the Literal Vampire Potbellied Goblins.

<Literal Vampire Potbellied Goblin>

40 days
They are marginally stronger than standard Goblins, and are known to live in sewer systems in the US and possibly other countries. As with all demons, they despise humanity and will attack at the first opportunity, though they are significantly weaker than their overlords, the interdimensional demons. Unlike psychic vampires, they can only attack physically, and can shapeshift into a human form in order to avoid detection.

<Bohemian Grove Cultist>

50 days
Since 1873, the global elite has held secret meetings in the ancient redwood forest of Northern California. Each year at Bohemian Grove, world leaders don red, black and silver cloaks and conduct an occult ritual, wherein they worship a giant stone owl (Moloch/Molech). During the ceremony, a human being is sacrificed "in effigy" to the owl god idol.

<Globalist Elite>

2 months
The Globalist Elite is a small force of some of the world's most prominent figures. Among them are George Soros, Bill Gates, Justin Biebler, and many other wealthy individuals and world leaders. On Earth, no force poses a greater threat to the destruction of humanity and the reign of Chaos. However, their power pales in comparison to their leaders, the Inter-dimensional Demons, and to stronger humans such as God Emperor Trump.

<Intergalactic Alien>

75 days
Their power levels are currently unknown, and may vary depending on the alien species. They are theorized to be stronger than most humans and weaker than most demons. Humans currently communicate with these entities from an alien research base in San Francisco, which is used as a liaison to facilitate intergalactic deals.

<Psychic Vampire>

3 months
Psychic Vampires are created by sacrificing a human to the owl god Moloch on sacred ground. The Demon Lord then reanimates them into a corrupted state, endowing them with enhanced psychic abilities. These creatures primarily feed on human life essence, which extends their lives by up to hundreds of years. They are the most dangerous agents of chaos on earth, and their psychic power levels are the strongest of any non-demon.

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

If you have made it this far, then you have ascended to the top of the first power bracket, and completed the full 90-day NoFap challenge. You are one of Earth's most powerful beings and you have proven that you are truly animated.

If you want to continue to the next power bracket, then there are still more ranks for you to unlock. Have fun.​

 

-- THE ANIMATING CONTEST OF LIBERTY --
-- POWER BRACKET 2 --


Welcome to the second power bracket of the Animating Contest of Liberty. This bracket contains the most powerful beings in the universe, and to join them, you must exhibit true strength and will. To start here, you need at least 111 days.

<Clockwork Elf>

111 days
Demonic entities of the dream world who prey mostly upon users of psychotropic drugs, but anyone is susceptible to these creatures in deep sleep or meditation. They were created by Lord Baphomet and resemble him in appearance. To humans they look like little gray goat creatures with green hats and uniforms. Though they rarely kill their victims, clockwork elves are extremely hostile and will attempt to send sapient creatures like humans to the intergalactic space prison.

<Inter-dimensional Demon>

135 days
Very little is known about these demons. Their power is nearly immeasurable, though some are stronger than others, and they are all servants of chaos. The most powerful Inter-dimensional Demons are known as Demon Lords. Fortunately for humans, it is almost impossible for them to descend directly into our time-space. They usually stay in higher dimensions and enjoy stirring chaos in third-dimension worlds such as Earth. Occasionally they will make contact with humans to interface with those who seek their destructive power, such as select members of the Globalist Elite.

<Supreme Warden of the Intergalactic Space Prison>

165 days
Can imprison third dimension creatures such as humans for several hundred thousand years, should they become lost in the dream world. And when they come back, they don't ever come back. The typical price of freedom is insanity. Little is known about this entity, except that it is alien, and seems to work with the clockwork elves as a way to collect prisoners.

<Moloch, Demon Lord>

200 days
Bohemian Grove Cultists worship the Demon Lord Moloch as a deity. His realm is ritual sacrifice, especially of children. When a human is sacrificed to Moloch on sacred ground, they are reborn as a Psychic Vampire.

<Baphomet, Demon Lord>

240 days
A very powerful Demon Lord who currently resides in the 5th or 6th dimension. His realm is the dream world and the subconscious, in which humans are the most vulnerable to demonic influence. Baphomet created the clockwork elves to corrupt the spirits of humans and fortify the armies of the Globalist Minions.

<Gay Frog>

285 days
In 1958, globalist scientists created the chemical pesticide Atrazine in order to corrupt the human genome through the water supply. Their plan backfired and accidentally created a breed of mutated hermaphroditic frogs. As a side effect of their transformation, these frogs have become the strongest psychic buffers in the known world - stronger than any human. In studying the gay frogs and isolating their psychic resistance gene, it may become possible to enhance humans to a level where demons can no longer directly influence them. For this reason, all globalist efforts are currently aimed at exterminating these frogs.

<Joe "The Chimp" Rogan>

333 days
He is the only known human who has seen the Clockwork Elves and successfully resisted their chaotic influence. This means that his psychic resistance level is incredibly high. Joe also possesses the gift of "true-vision", which means he can identify demons and vampires when they are disguised as humans, and is thus a powerful beacon against the Globalist forces. He and Alex Jones are sworn allies in the fight against Chaos.

<Alex "The Meme Machine" Emric Jones>

1 year
Has lived for hundreds of millennia inside the dream world without becoming corrupted by Baphomet or imprisoned by the Supreme Warden. Possesses extreme knowledge and willpower, and has the highest psychic power and resistance levels of any human that has ever existed, rivaling that of even gay frogs. Alex Jones became the greatest enemy of the Globalists when he revealed the secrets of the Bohemian Grove. He has also slept with over 300 women, and never brags about it.

<God Emperor Trump, Commander of the Autistic Army>

420 days
In 2016, Trump charged into a Goblin's nest, leading the first successful attack against the Globalist Elite. This staggering blow to the forces of chaos was made possible after he united the Autistic Army - previously in disarray - under one banner for the first time in history. The inter-dimensional demons, who were planning an invasion into Earth, were forced to retreat. Able to awaken millions at a time, few humans have as much animating power as the God Emperor.

<The Fallen One>

500+ days
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___~~__THE ANIMATED__~~___
(To appear on this list, simply make a post here when your rank changes)

@FellatiousD (Frog)
2 months @RecoveringWanker (Globalist Elite)
1 month @Steppingintotheunkown (Literal Vampire Potbellied Goblin)
@7Tails (Frog)
@TudoBem23 (Globalist Minion)
LEADER // 90+ @Brahmacharya_UK (Psychic Vampire)
@ruso (Gremlin)
@itsAboutTimeForAChange613_2151 (Human-Pig Hybrid)​

 

Reserving the next few posts since this is a long challenge

 

NOTICE - this is a work in progress. All the ranks are present and where I want them to be. There are descriptions for each rank that add flavor and explain what they mean relative to the "fictional" Alex Jones universe.

 

Welcome, spider goat.

 

You are enlisted! You can just copy + paste the image into your signature if you want (see my signature below). Your rank is currently "Canis Lupis Familiaris." Tomorrow you will be a Gremlin.

Try to post here whenever you rank up so we can see your progress!

 

You will, very soon. But I think you can easily become a Psychic Vampire or higher.

 

One week down, leveled up to Spider Goat.

 

Shoutout to @Steppingintotheunkown who is now a Gremlin and the highest ranking member of the challenge.

 

The journey begins with a single hop. You have a great attitude, so you will surely get there in time.

 

Lmao nice. Being a Globalist Minion is arguably worse, but at least you won't have to spend 5 hours a day on Tik Tok.