The Animating Contest of Liberty

Lol yes very true! Bloody trendies

 

LEVEL-UP: <Spider Goat> to <Human-Pig Hybrid>

10 days

 

Day 3, I'm a globalist minion, a slave drone.

Give me your milk Hillary GIVE ME YOUR MILLLKKKK.

 

I'm a loyal solider of the autistic army, I will use my autistic superpowers to channel all my focus and attention into hacking the system, I will pretend to be a Russian bot triggering every single person I come into contact with. All hail Gary McKinnon

 

Day 7 - spider goat

The Chinese scientists who created me were also clever enough to put human consciousness into my goat brain and nervous system. Iv escaped from the Chinese laboratory just like the coronavirus and I'm swinging around Hong Kong with my webs, jumping over buildings beating up bad guys, I'm going to use my goat spider super powers to destroy some of these Chinese porn studios that make the really messed up porn so they can degenerated and weaken the western men and the families by pumping it into the "popular" sites.
I'm shooting white stringy stuff out of me and no it's not cum, it's spiders web.

 

This defines how I feel today: "A low-level beast with no special abilities. Feels bad man."

<Frog>

0 days

 

Thanks bro

 

My life in a nutshell

This little piggy touched his pee pee
This little piggy watched some porn
This little piggy had some issues
This little piggy drained his cum
This little piggy then went 11 days without masturbation or watching porn/chatrooms and he feels ready for anything

 

Dude sounds like were you stuck in an intensive pig farm? "Workers collect the semen by masturbating the boars, then insert it into the sows via a raised catheter known as a pork stork." Glad you got out

 

That is insane. Just read the whole Wikipedia article, I'm speechless.

 

Thanks man

 

Now this challenge looks fun LUL
I'm in, currently Spider Goat, can't wait to become Joe "The Chimp" Rogan or a Gay Frog at least.

 

Livin the dream

 

Day 15 fish person.
Iv been neglecting my sleep, so I need to address that. I need to practice intention every day and stay grounded.