Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

A future to embrace, becoming a dickless lizard.

 

At least it will end the “BBC Supremacy” threads.

 

I mean, plastic is a problematic thing, specially if you heat it up, much more than the pthalates.
Ouh by the way, you know what also contains pthalates, and some other super nice fitoestrogens that do the same thing?
The former is not conclusive but apparently mostly due to how plants are cultivated (even organic ones) and the latter just because....it's part of it.

Yes, damn Soy.

 

FUCKING
FINALLY

 

No no no no, no lizards here, that will be stopped, with fire and death if necessary, moving on...

 

Fortunally mine it isnt

 

Is that why you are called Mauzer sir?

 

Never tought on that prespective but lets say mine is has big as mauzer bravery

 

I genuinly never gave much importance about my penis, i know it works well and thats what matters, but thanks to this post, i go to search the penis size, shapes etc..... and i realized im quite gifted on that , 21cm erect, 11,5 flacid, 14,5circunfrence cm when erect , 9cm circunfrence when flacid .......lol i could be a porn actor, but i wont be obviously

 

1 plastic bottle thrown on the ground = -1 inch from pp

 

"yeah, I don't really care about my penis"
*starts flexing*

 

I also love that theonly thing that alerted people about pollution was smaller dicks
not global warming
not rising sea levels
not unbreathable air in a lot of cities
just smaller dicks

 

People are naturally self-invested. Always been, always will be, unless people wish to change that.

 

I'm proud of my creation.

 

science: hey everything is dying because of you
people: lol don't care
science: also your dicks may get smaller maybe not I'm not really sure don't quote me on that
people: oh god we're doomed

 

science: we're all going to die
people: I missed the part when that was my dick's problem

 

@CarP We understand that you're finding complications with people that give thought only of their lower parts. It is the natural human phenomenon to do so. Even for such a pathetic reason. Be an understandable, Giga Alpha female-type human being and you'll find yourself at peace. Have a nice day.