Matrix 4 Resurrections

Can't wait for a cringefest where they try to "reclaim redpill from the alt-right" or some shit.

 

Belated sequels tend to be bad. Not to mention the two original sequels were not great either.

 

I take both at once for the best of both worlds.

 

I'm a cypher kind of person I think, I would probably take the red pill, and then be like "oh ffs what the hell is this fucking shit, I should have picked the blue pill"

And.... so far the trailer is ....insulting, is it a remake? a weird "reset" thing continuation? to excuse ruining memorable scenes?

This cannot end up well...

 

Me going through life like....

 

Take the Mousepill.

 

Take the Costanza pill.

 

Its gonna be woke garbage so long as Larry, I mean Lana, is in charge of it. The 1st one is really the only good one anyway. This one is likely gonna gonna be jammed full of identity politics. But I do enjoy when I'm wrong when it comes to modern day cinema. I hope I am. Gonna watch and see, but I'm not too enthusiastic.

 

A new Matrix movie? Hopefully it will make us all less racist!

 

Plot for the new Matrix movie: "Neo and Morpheus discover they are vegan and madly in love with each other, and that the machines have once again invaded humanity, this time to take over the meat industry. Will Neo and Morpehus save the day with their flower power? Or will they sacrifice themselves for the greater good, as the last remaining males on Earth to end toxic masculinity forever?"