At which place did you lose your virginity?

Too bad I’m keeping mine safe

 

In my dreams :/

 

It's a pretty fucked up story in my case lol

 

At a school's playground. Don't judge.

 

What? I said don't judge mate. I know it sounds bad out of context.

 

The back of my dad's car. With my first love. I was 18.

 

Bro wh y these sin topics? Don't you know humans need to stay in purity until marriage? Why you allow demoniac influences to penetrate your heart?

 

Bro i was just joking

 

yeah but i didn't completly understand except the last phrase lol

 

What, nobody said "your mom's house" yet?

 

My bedroom parents house they were out though sister was too however I have heard my cousin in the guest bedroom when he lived with us for a couple years lol my parents were sleeping I banged on the door to get them to stop so noisy same with sister think my parents were home so weird banged on door furiously to get them to stop

 

Haven't lost it yet

 

Basically I was about 8 years old, there were some family members visiting from out of town for a few days, and some set of circumstances which I don't remember led to the unfortunate situation. Funnily enough that's when I was first introduced to our good ol buddy P

 

You lost your virginity aged 8? I am truly sorry bro.