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The most fucked up place you ever masturbated?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Deleted Account, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. For me, I done some wierd things. I did it in my parents bed once. I did it in the woods twice. And the worst place was in a hotel room, while my parents were in the same room. What about you?
     
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  2. GSarosi

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    A three star hotel. LOL. That was as bad as it gets.
     
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  3. Name_Withheld

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    i think in the bath when i was 12
     
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  4. starchildnova

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    Well this doesn't count, but I once sucked dick in my shared hotel room- that I was sharing with my mother and a few friends for a convention.
     
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  6. JustinX

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    when I was in puberty I did it once in a sea on vacation with my parents (I hope they didnt notice it).
     
  7. Welp. :rolleyes:

    A hotel bathroom ain't too bad as it's technically the same thing as your home's bathroom, except you don't live in a hotel permanently.

    A restaurant restroom is the fucked up one, fuck that incident.
     
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  9. idclip

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    In an alley around 4pm, edged.
     
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  10. Antiquedentures

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    In the bathroom of my best friend's parents' room while their whole family was home.
     
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  11. recoome

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    Does fuck yourself mean masturbate or have sex?
     
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  12. I meant masturbate. But you can talk about both lol. Are you Recoome from Telegram? This is Walter btw.
     
  13. ijcmartinez

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    TL;DR - I jerked off to my dad taping himself having sex with his mistress on the same bed my mom still sleeps in.

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    I was already an adult in my mid-twenties. My father had asked me earlier in the day to explain some functions in Excel while on a family trip to grandmother's for Christmas. This happened when connecting to the internet was through dial-up modems and laptops had already started to become fairly common. At some point in the early afternoon, I sat down at my old man’s ten-pound Windows PC while everyone else staying there for the holiday had gone out to the supermarket. I opened the lid of the computer with the express intention of seeing what kind of smut he had on it.


    Growing up, my dad had encouraged both me and my older brother to help ourselves to his stash of VHS tapes, and his collection also included an heirloom from his own father called "Hanky Panky" starring Ron Jeremy. So, even though I had logged into his machine only once before, it seemed a fair bet that I would find, and could toss off, to something in the brief time I had the place to myself. He wasn't very careful with concealing the folder. It was saved in “My Documents” - no encryption; no password. I double clicked on a random item in the directory with my drawers already down, and at first, I went flush when the video opened with bleach-blond cougar kneeling on my parents bed wearing only a garter belt. She had a tan line so thick, though, that it seemed as if she had her bra and panties still on. She shimmied seductively from side to side, beckoning with her finger, and my overweight, hairy-buttocks dad stepped from behind the lense, and waddled over to the bed.


    The flush “horror” I felt throughout my body — a hollowness in my gut as if it had fallen out of me through the floor and my face suddenly burning hot — wasn’t so much seeing my dad with a mistress (I kinda’ already knew, and that this wasn’t the first). It wasn’t even seeing him naked and erect, or that it was clearly happening on the same bed my mother slept on … not even that he was clumsy and awkward while the two began humping. The sensation was instead an intensely asphyxiating erotic upwelling in me, and it must've been not more than minute or two before I was reaching for a piece of toilet paper that I had brought with me, heaving in shock at what I had just done while the video continued on for a bit longer.


    I pulled myself together and pulled my pants up just in time to hear the noises of chatter from the back door to the kitchen streaming in. I was still a bit sweaty and clammy — hunched over a bit to let my untucked shirt billow over the bulge in my jeans when my dad walked in and asked kindly if he could help with anything I might be looking for on his machine. No s@$!ing.


    On another note: this is, literally, the first moment I’ve spent on this site since signing up even though I’ve known for more than fifteen years that I had an unshakable addiction to porn. Sadly, my signing up was prompted by my spouse’s recent discovery of having recorded three recent occasions of our lovemaking without her knowledge from the iMac connected to our bedroom’s TV; and, this is after about a decade of being caught in the act every once in a while, which has been, of course, deeply disappointing to her on each occasion.


    It goes without saying that this most recent transgression is unforgivable (of any of the prior ones could be, for that matter), and, frankly, I neither expect nor feel deserving of any kind of mercy whatsoever either from her or from whatever one would consider their higher power.


    And, even though any effort here on NoFap will likely have no bearing on the fate of my matrimony; and, even though I have my doubts that I may have the capacity to overcome this lifelong addiction, I do feel a strong need to atone for what I’ve done.


    I’ve rambled off topic. I suppose this ended up being more of an introduction. Thanks in advance for allowing me to confess and indulge me with the generosity of your attention. #FingersCrossed in hopes of succeeding.
     
  14. idclip

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    This is definitely the "wrong" topic, I mean: you deserve a topic all for yourself to introduce and talk only about yourself, so I encourage you to create one and edit this post to fit it there, but what I wanted to tell you is that you can overcome your addictions, I've been a heavy smoker for 15 years, I've never thought I could quit, I had tried multiple times and every time I started again, but now I'm finally clean. People say that nicotine addiction is stronger than heroine addiction. Also a lot of people here, with stories more similar to yours, on the matter of the P addiction, will surely tell you that it is possible to overcome your addiction. You only have to work for it.

    Take a look at my avatar.
     
  15. recoome

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    Hi, no, i'm recoome from the ginyu force:D
    yeah i'm from telegram

    places i've jerked off...in the office washroom.
     
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  16. starchildnova

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    I once MO'd in a bed right in front of my best friend- texting nonstop to my girlfriend at the time... She never caught on.
     
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  17. Welcome to nofap. I'm glad you have found yourself here. You're welcome for the attention. We need it. Secrecy fuels the addiction, you need to tell someone. Like @idclip said. You could start a journal. That would be awesome.
     
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  18. Ben Jamin'

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    I've done a restaurant bathroom, the woods, a bus with 35 other kids in it, my parent's bed, and a portapotty.
     
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  19. Blurasta

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    Tapping off to your dad with his mistress, is quite twisted i guess, but if the mistress was hot then i guess you brain overode the dad element and went straight for the sexy element.

    Ive fapped in some crazy places and used to go in to work late just to do it for hours high on cocaine and marijuana until someone busted or almost busted me, still not sure to what extent they saw and for how long but because my shlong was not out and i only had my hand down my pants at the time, but i quickly shot up when they came out of a door directly opposite me that actually had a window in it. It was at that time i knew my fapping obsession had seriously consumed me. Im more shocked that they still call me for work, if i saw that i would tell people for sure, i fapped hard then and that was the main problem why i couldnt do it at home because the neigbours finally figured out after years what the banging all day long was. Well more like their daughter figured it out for them once she grew up.

    I also fapped in a shared room at boarding school and sitting right next to my mum watching tv when i was younger and she asked me what i was doing and i said scratching my dick. I dont think she believed me lol.

    Ive fapped in hotels, friends houses, and all sorts but wooden floors and such makes it almost impossible to do for any length of time due to the vibrations. I now rarely do it due to injuring myself by doing it too much because of the drug habit which kept me in a constant hours long orgasm. I guess its a blessing and curse as i feel no orgasms most of the time now especially when fapping so there is no point in me doing it anymore. I resort to other means now which bring their own problems that i need to sort. I dont objectify anyone and am a lovely guy if you were to meet me. I hide my sick outgoings well. Admitting to people you have a fapping problem is a very difficult thing. Saying your hooked on drugs is probably easier, but ive stopped that due to the association.
     
  20. ijcmartinez

    ijcmartinez New Fapstronaut

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    I think I will do that. Thanks for the advice!
     

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