Recent content by Milhouse Van Houten

You're right, I bottled them up too much and ended up relapsing lol.

Their relationship "wisdom" is also basically just acting "dominant" like a fucking ape, no regard for actually listening to women and accommodating their thoughts and emotions because "women don't know what they want, they really just want men to boss them around". Fucking dumbasses, if you...

They have this "macho, don't be nice, don't be friendly" attitude when every "success" or sexual conquest I've had with women in the past has been because I'm not trying to act tough or bossy, I've been genuinely nice and friendly and taken time to listen to what women have to say and...

In using UNIX based operating systems I'm hoping that I will PMO as often as I need to restart my computer.

I couldn't hold it in. Reset my counter but I'm not disappointed or discouraged, just tired.

I need to get married ASAP

I don't think I've ever been this sexually tense. wat do???

I'm 29 and I just want to get married ASAP lol. I just started going to a new Church so hopefully I'll get a girlfriend after getting settled in a bit.

What the hell do I do with all this pent up sexual tension?

My mum says I'm cool.

I am usually very opposed to bottling emotions and I usually like to express myself ASAP but I am finding that bottling my sexual desires is very helpful. I just have to make sure that I express myself in other ways when the situation calls for it, but generally if I'm tempted to PMO I just...

Classical is just heavy metal without electricity. JS Bach is friggin' metal.

Try not to rehearse your lines too much. Be part of the atmosphere and let her do most of the talking, she'll dig you being a good listener.

Despite all the poopoo heads who say it's creepy to get off her stop if it's in the middle of the city that's cool. That way you can do something else cool in the city like go shopping or whatevs and that in itself will provide good conversation.