Recent content by UncleBarnacle

The only thing I find wrong with this is its basic incomprehensibility, unless you focus on each individual sentence and try to figure "What is this guy saying?" I suggest you rewrite it with this in mind and cut it by at least 50%.

Ma'am...I am just some guy on the net, so take this with a grain of salt: Regarding the "I'm starting to worry wondering what if he is asexual or gay or has simply lost interest in me?" That ship has sailed. The "lost interest" part. If you're already this tangled, it does not bode well for...

There isn't any way to answer this except to say "You have a lot of problems and I wish you well with all of them." Good luck, boss. I will add, though- I saw the headline and I thought you were going to say what I sometimes think, which is "I wish I could unscrew this penis and leave it in a...

I stopped yelling the word "Asparagus!" and that helped.

I've never had that problem. But I've also done a truckload of tantra courses and sexuality courses. You use your mind to just slow down, and sometimes you think of icebergs, someone's middle-aged mom or baseball or just something that completely turns you off to distract yourself and not orgasm...

It's been over two years since I went to bed with a woman, out of choice. I didn't meet anyone I wanted to lay down with, to share with, to eat with, drive with, to enjoy life with. I can't just go with someone I've just met or someone I have no feelings for. It's been pretty lonely but I would...

I do ten every day, written down, with black pen, since March. I already did mine for today but I'll give you three here: 1. Mind-blowing sex Saturday night. The last time I had sex was August 2019. Thank you, Jesus. 2. Just ate splendid bowl of pasta with Boris-made vegetable sauce and fresh...

Depends who you are, but I love 'em and I get 'em when i can afford 'em. It's not a particular turnon for me. In fact, at this one Russian place, on my back, the lady kept "brushing" my banana, which sprung to life, as it will when a woman does that. "You want finish? Finish?" she asked...

Try playing with this concept: It's been said by some experts that awkwardness and self-consciousness and shyness are just different forms of egoism, along the lines of "I'm so self-centered that I spend 100% of my time worrying about whether or not other people like me, whether I have the...

ha, I saw this headline this morning and clicked on it, then realized I created it. And I wasn't even high. Last night I had a pretty challenging date with a beautiful young lady with a drinking problem, who spent the whole date complaining about it and her weight. (And drinking, and getting...

Max, you can always delete your own posts. 'Beautiful day, isn't it?" "YOU PROBABLY VOTED FOR BIDEN." "Hi - do you happen to know where the hardware store is?" "I would if this LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE GOVERNMENT knew how to build roads instead of lining their own pockets with taxpayer's money!"...

From my experience dating a variety of women and knowing a few sex workers, having a foot fetish is mild compared to what some guys are into. I mean I love to take toenail polish off women and many of them have let me, and it's fun for me. If they want a foot massage, sure. A bucket of warm...

No - it was the opposite for me. I thought "Wow. I am a man. I can father children." I also got my first girlfriend the next year. I loved kissing her even though she smoked and her breath tasted terrible. I would just breathe through my mouth but I love kissing her for hours. She took my hand...

Great to hear! I don't look at porn but I do look at girls and I was thinking today "What would it be like if I didn't do that?" Not there yet. But WTG and keep it up!