Questions about my penis.

There is not a rule of thumb when it comes to morning wood so when you get it is okay when you do not it is okay too.

Stop humping your bed and doing this exercise, do not give me that "accidental friccion" execuse.

Sometimes it comes out of the foreskin i know however it sounds like a semi boner getting forced. Just leave you dick alone it wil thank you for the much needed rest. It wont fall off

 

You only get mourning wood once. The day after your penis falls off...

Morning wood happens pretty much every day in your teens and 20's. 7 am sharp. And then less often as you get into your 30's and beyond. If you have a lot of sex or PMO one day then it might not happen the next morning.

Wrap your penis with cotton wool or bubble wrap to reduce friction. Put an elastic band around base of penis to stop erections.

I would NOT recommend doing either for obvious reasons. Just leave your little guy alone. If he wants to MO by himself just let him.

Yes. The first time it happens it can hurt / be a bit of a shock. Eventually, during an erection, the penis head will come out completely from the foreskin even when uncircumcised. It is the friction of the foreskin passing to / and from over the edge of the penis head that causes an orgasm.

 

I pretty much get morning wood every day, some that last as long as 45 minutes.

Just let the lil chap be and it'll take care of itself. For me, I eventually wasn't so sensitive to friction, although every time an erection came to the point where it came out the foreskin, I usually end up with spontaneous emissions.

 

Not every day for me (though today it was pretty close ), most of the time it's gone within 5-10 minutes

 

Normally you should have morning wood most if not every morning. During reboot you'll hit a flatline, possibly more than one, where you won't get erections. You also may not wake up with an erection if you had a wet dream during the night.

 

Yes I experienced increased testosterone levels. Your libido is also returning to it's natural state.

 

I assumed you were humping something because I connected the dots: mourning wood, friction and the foreskin exposing the penis. Maybe the real problem was that exercise.

I am not circumcised either and the only time my foreskin pulls back is when I am starting to have an erection so I thought it might have something to do with that. Good to know I was wrong and stay strong.

 

I've never heard a funnier quip related to a typo or misspelling in my life. Might we on this site differentiate between a healthy erection in the morning and a limp one during flat line? Morning wood vs mourning wood? I vote we refer to each type of wood separately from now on! Maybe we can even define success after a reboot as transforming from mourning wood to morning wood: "Please tell me, when am I healed? It's when your mourning wood turns into morning wood."

Thanks for the laugh Plutonium. I needed it this morning.

 

Taking that first morning (mourning) pee usually deflates me although it is difficult to hit the bowl. Maybe if I installed a urinal about four feet off the floor I'd have better luck.

My parents made that circumcision decision for me [] so I can't comment on that.