How do you let a girl know that you are not interested in her

I was gonna say back off, Weinstein. I think this is better, though.

 

Here's how I handle things:
1. Say you are gay. Say you are into bears or twinks or something.
2. Say you just got out of a long, heartbreaking relationship.
3. Say you are in a long distance relationship.
4. Say I like you but I don't like like you.
5. Start acting like you have Aspergers and start purposefully ignoring social ques.
6. Accept her invitation and go somewhere you know for a fact that she won't like then purposefully bomb the date.
7. Tell her you aren't interested.
8. Tell her you have to go to the gym.
9. If it's your boss inform her that fraternization is NEVER wise. For either party but especially the responsible party.

 

10. Say you're washing your hair