Transferable skills from Faping - a resume entry

Discussion in 'Self Improvement' started by BeatTheInternet, Dec 16, 2014.

  1. BeatTheInternet

    BeatTheInternet Fapstronaut

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    Ok, kinda just a funny thought that came into my head, but....

    What skills have you've learned from PMO that could be transferred to something useful/productive?

    Some skills I might add to my resume under "Self employed: Faper(June 1990-December 2014)":
    - precise internet searching down to very specific details
    - ability to stay focused on one task for long periods of time
    - comfortable in a diverse environment
    - ability to stay calm, not easily rattled by new and different things
    - fairly social with strangers on line
    - 20+ years study of human anatomy
    - I keep a tidy and clean browser
    - experience working undercover with separate identity.
    - strong rationalization skills
    - multi-tasking

    Add your list! and any ideas about what types of jobs we'ld excel in after all this experience?
     
  2. Jamest007Bond

    Jamest007Bond Fapstronaut

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    :D Just goes to show the right attitude and wording are everything haha
     
  3. BeatTheInternet

    BeatTheInternet Fapstronaut

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    yes lets reframe what we can take forward from our old habits as we wave goodbye!
     
  4. AgAu

    AgAu Fapstronaut

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    -Good with hands on work :)
     
  5. BeatTheInternet

    BeatTheInternet Fapstronaut

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  6. nomo

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    Very funny list, a sense of humor helps in all situations.

    Here's a few:
    - Willing to work nights
    - Will forgo breaks until the job is done
    - Strong motivation to finish task at hand
    - Independent thinker
    - Open to new idea's
     
  7. purity

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    Here's what on the skills section of my resume:

    -Able to control sexual urges and not fantasize, I am the master of my thoughts
    -An abundance of veerya so you can be sure I will work harder than any employee you've ever had
    -Razor sharp focus because I'm a NoFap beast
    -Did I mention I don't masturbate?
    -Ability to control social situations and leave clients feeling extra special.
     
  8. janu11

    janu11 Fapstronaut

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    haha I like the thinking here!

    Mind if I use some of this in my stand up routine?

    Also, tasks I'd add to my resume:
    -ability to quickly switch tabs under fear of getting caught..."good reflexes"
    -appreciation of diversity of human relations, both within and outside families
    -willing to work for free for female boss in exchange for unconventional remuneration
    -ability to focus in uncomfortable positions in long periods to get the job done right
    -knows how to get..."ahead"
    -experience of working with people of diversity, different ages, ethnicity, gender and sexual preference
     
  9. silenteagle

    silenteagle Fapstronaut

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  10. BeatTheInternet

    BeatTheInternet Fapstronaut

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    awesome additions you guys! go for it Janu11, and share a youtube video of it if you can!
     
  11. monkotto

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    - shake drinks like a god

    :)


    edit:

    - maybe become a world-famous armwrestler
     
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2014
  12. BeatTheInternet

    BeatTheInternet Fapstronaut

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    ha ha monkotto!

    - excellent wrist strength and endurance
    - well moisturized belly button
     

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