Ok, kinda just a funny thought that came into my head, but.... What skills have you've learned from PMO that could be transferred to something useful/productive? Some skills I might add to my resume under "Self employed: Faper(June 1990-December 2014)": - precise internet searching down to very specific details - ability to stay focused on one task for long periods of time - comfortable in a diverse environment - ability to stay calm, not easily rattled by new and different things - fairly social with strangers on line - 20+ years study of human anatomy - I keep a tidy and clean browser - experience working undercover with separate identity. - strong rationalization skills - multi-tasking Add your list! and any ideas about what types of jobs we'ld excel in after all this experience?
Very funny list, a sense of humor helps in all situations. Here's a few: - Willing to work nights - Will forgo breaks until the job is done - Strong motivation to finish task at hand - Independent thinker - Open to new idea's
Here's what on the skills section of my resume: -Able to control sexual urges and not fantasize, I am the master of my thoughts -An abundance of veerya so you can be sure I will work harder than any employee you've ever had -Razor sharp focus because I'm a NoFap beast -Did I mention I don't masturbate? -Ability to control social situations and leave clients feeling extra special.
haha I like the thinking here! Mind if I use some of this in my stand up routine? Also, tasks I'd add to my resume: -ability to quickly switch tabs under fear of getting caught..."good reflexes" -appreciation of diversity of human relations, both within and outside families -willing to work for free for female boss in exchange for unconventional remuneration -ability to focus in uncomfortable positions in long periods to get the job done right -knows how to get..."ahead" -experience of working with people of diversity, different ages, ethnicity, gender and sexual preference