Transferable skills from Faping - a resume entry

Just goes to show the right attitude and wording are everything haha

 

-Good with hands on work

 

Very funny list, a sense of humor helps in all situations.

Here's a few:
- Willing to work nights
- Will forgo breaks until the job is done
- Strong motivation to finish task at hand
- Independent thinker
- Open to new idea's

 

Here's what on the skills section of my resume:

-Able to control sexual urges and not fantasize, I am the master of my thoughts
-An abundance of veerya so you can be sure I will work harder than any employee you've ever had
-Razor sharp focus because I'm a NoFap beast
-Did I mention I don't masturbate?
-Ability to control social situations and leave clients feeling extra special.

 

haha I like the thinking here!

Mind if I use some of this in my stand up routine?

Also, tasks I'd add to my resume:
-ability to quickly switch tabs under fear of getting caught..."good reflexes"
-appreciation of diversity of human relations, both within and outside families
-willing to work for free for female boss in exchange for unconventional remuneration
-ability to focus in uncomfortable positions in long periods to get the job done right
-knows how to get..."ahead"
-experience of working with people of diversity, different ages, ethnicity, gender and sexual preference

 

Most Imaginative!!

 

- shake drinks like a god




edit:

- maybe become a world-famous armwrestler