HELP! Shitting out sperm! :( (and burping like crazy)

Hi I (27 yo male) been experimenting with nofap for many many years but I have never really benefitted from it and I think it's because when I stop doing it myself I very quickly go over to wet dreams.

Many would say that wet dreams is ok it's all about staying away from the stimulation of porn or whatever, but I can tell you I've many times gone past 90 days mark of no masturbation (but many many wet dreams) and I've not felt much of the benefits mentioned in here.

HOWEVER recently I read something very interesting from a tantra master, that if you don't cum for enough days then the body will simply reabsorb the cum, and that if you have wet dreams it means that your body has lost its ability to reabsorb it (which sounds likely as I started masturbating very young so my body never had to learn this).

He said that the method to learn to reabsorb it is lots and lots of yoga headstands, I tried it and it frikking works!!!! I've now gone 3 whole weeks without masturbation OR wet dreams, which is very good record for me as I would normally wet dreams after maybe 5 days, but there's one prob.

When I first tried out these handstands after 2 weeks I had to abort, because I woke up at night with a problem.

First I noticed myself being extremely burpy, I would sit for minutes just burping, and when I wasn't burping I really wish I could as it felt like pressure was building up in my stomach. I thought it was just something I had eaten, but then I noticed something very very strange. My sweat was stinking of sperm, and then when I went to the bathroom I literally shitted out sperm from my anus.

This freaked me out so much that I decided to abort my 2 week nofap by masturbating once.

Now since then it's been another 3 weeks (nofap, no wet dreams, lots of headstands) and today I woke up with what seems to be the exact same symptom, burpy, feeling pressure in stomach, very blue ballsy, I'm worried the same thing is going to happen (I don't want to go through those stomach pains again).

Optimistically I believe that if I keep living like this even if I have to masturbate very occationally that my body will eventually learn to absorb the semen, but I'm just writing in case someone else had these symptoms and maybe knows some tips!

 

That might be it, I wonder why tho, really had me stomach pains that day

 

Altho I would definitely argue that nofap and stomach has a strong connection. Everytime I've relapsed during various nofaps attempts the first thing I regret is the strange stomach discomfort

 

well since it has only happened twice it is difficult to make a pattern, but for some strange reason I feel like it might be the digestive enzyme tablets I sometimes eat that causes some strange build up of pressure in my stomach, but I don't know why I'm singeling those out.

 

alright I get it, this forum is not about tantra-style sexual retention, it's simply about cutting the mental stimulation of P/masturbation.

I personally disagree as like I've said I've gone many times past a 90 days NoFap period (tho with many many wet dreams) and this lack of that mental stimulation gave me little to no benefits.