Is Heinz Tomato Ketchup making me fat? Or otherwise doing me in?

I love it.

I have Heinz cos it doesn't have maize starch in it, unlike cheaper varieties. Also, it tastes fantastic.

I slather it all over my eggs in the morning. I'll have it in the evening too sometimes, all over my lentils and sardines. Red lentils obviously, I'm not a total freak.

Is it making me fat? Blocking up my arteries? Etc?

 

I am not and never have been a fan of ketchup. I will have it with French fries or other fried potatoes from time to time, but that's it. On the other hand I could put mustard on anything

 

Mais oui! Le bein moutard!

Je n'avez pas le moutard pour ages, merci pour le remindeur.

 

There is none in the UK version. High fructose corn syrup is very much an American problem, much like your dangerous domestic electricity voltages and your bellends dangling in shitty toilet water.

Cheers. What can I put on my eggs instead do you reckon?

 

It's better to just make your own version of ketchup at home. That way, you have complete control over what ingredients you put. Not only does homemade ketchup actually taste better, but it also doesn't have unnatural ingredients like high fructose corn syrup.

You should consider giving cooking a try. There are plenty of ketchup recipes online that you could find, some better than others of course. Sure, cooking might be a hassle, it might seem boring, but it becomes more fun the more you do it, and the end product would always feel satisfying afterwards.

So definitely give it a try and see what you think. I bet you would like homemade ketchup a lot better than the fake, processed kind. So much so, you would never desire Heinz Ketchup ever again.

 

My housemate is a vegan who is always in the fucking kitchen. I might see if I can bully him into making me some.

 

I love franks redhot on my eggs. try it if you can find it where you live. It's fabulous!

 

Cheeky cunt.

Lol it ain't offensive. It's a cultural thing plain and simple. Go into any cafe, or home kitchen where a fry up (fried breakfast) is being cooked, and your mate will ask you if you want 'red' or the 'brown.' Red is ketchup, brown is brown sauce. Brown also means heroin but they don't serve that in most cafes.

I love the way you guys have scones for breakfast and call them biscuits.

 

Might give the equivilant a go from time to time, but to be honest with the weight gain diet I'm on, my arsehole is already putting in some serious work.

 

Bit of a kick when you ain't had it in a while...shot glass of it would wake you up in the morning. Or you could get a bit exotic and go for a shot of wasabi.

Shut it you.