You've Been Kidnapped!

Oh, I will be ok. I have Legosi, that already saved kidnapped rabit from lions gang. He has experience in it.

 

I’m gonna be fine. Jack Bauer is gonna help me. Couldn’t be better

 

Cool thread. I would have Bear grylls, who, after scrutiny of a couple of episodes, I believe is mostly fake. Kinda disappointed. Should've looked into it more beforehand.

 

Well glad I was watching The Witcher. I hope he saves me.

 

Law & Order: SVU.
I hope I stay kidnapped.

 

Will I go with Twin Peaks Return, which was the last show I personally chose to watch from beginning to end, or does me watching a couple of episodes of 24 when my stepfather was watching it count as me watching 24?

With the members of Blue Rose and Twin Peaks' sherif's department on my side, I'd be at least hopeful of my chances, unless I was kidnapped by the bad guys of the series. In that case I'd be screwed.
But just as someone else said, I couldn't be better if I had Jack Bauer on my side.

 

Homer simpson to the rescue.

 

You could persuade him to take your place as hostage

 

Last watched Adventure Time. Finn and Jake to the rescue!

 

The grinch. I would double cross him and become the grinch and lock him away in a cellar and steal Christmas the right way ....