DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

You could try fixing it up with one of your friends. Better yet, set up a dating profile for it.

 

2000$ !!! Isn't it just a mannequin? What could possibly make the doll worth paying that much for it? Seems like they are using a marketing ploy of overcharging and assuming customers will think there is something special about it due to its high price tag. If it made sandwiches then maybe I could see paying that much, lol.

As for uses for it.
-You could use it as an extra in a homemade movie.........not a porno, lol
- Use it as a scarecrow, or maybe it's a scareho?


Anyways got a laugh from your story.

 

Dude few months ago I was seriously thinking buying the same kind of doll. Now I’m so happy that I didn’t because otherwise I would have been in the exact same situation.

 

Silicon based dolls are more expensive. TPE is around 2000$.

 

Post a picture of it, can we see it?

I have a solution

 

Turn it into something else like a guitar or a bicycle? Or practice jiu jitsu on it.

 

Just sell it clean it up real good with disinfectant and sell her on Ebay or whatever works best in Spain . Then go go spend the money on something that will get you closer to meeting a real person like purchase some new clothes a gym membership a used Ducati motorcycle a flight to Colombia from Spain.

 

Back then when I wanted to buy one, my idea was that it could stop me from using porn. But it’s false, right ?
Even if you have a doll, you still watch porn ?

 

I'm sure people are disgusting enough that they would buy a used one.

However, I suggest abandoning it in a public place (say sitting in a cafe with a glass of wine) and secretly filming what happens

 

Okay, source a large box, put it in a box, take it to the tip or anywhere you can dump it. Actually, you should be able to leave it on your lawn and council will take it, you pay rates don't you, oh you're American?

Or, give her the mafia treatment, cut her up man, use box cutter and put her in a black garbage bag, you know the ones for the bin outside? You gettem from the supermarket, Or wrap her parts in news paper, get rid of that thing, its replacing a real women. Post us just the face.