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DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Dark Knight Rising, Jan 6, 2020.

Should I raffle the doll?

  1. Yes :D

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  2. No :v

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  1. SuperPowers

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    Yep, they would, there are some sick fucks out there, they'll just clean her out. That thing will sell for sure! OP, just say its unused unless her vag is crusty, lol, clean her out.
     
  2. 100% false xD. I mean, the sex doll is itself a pornographic object.
    Besides, I don't live alone. The doll is not in my living room so I can stare at her boobs whenever I want to. It has often been in the wardrobe for several months in a row, without being used, so in my daily life I would just watch porn and fap like a normal member of society.
     
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  3. SuperPowers

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    Who do you live with?
     
  4. Not what I meant but you could meet a nice girl by enhancing yourself or just positioning your self in a place were women value men a little more than they do in Spain .
     
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  5. With my girlfriend. Just kidding xD. With my parents. I've already talked about that in this thread.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 8, 2020
  6. Have you been in Spain?
     
  7. fredisthebes

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    Drive around late at night until you find a skip/dumpster outside a building site or something. Toss the doll, and go home and get on with your life!
     
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  8. you coullllld be the dolls pimp and charge people to use it for like 20 to 30 min lol victimless crime
     
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  9. CodeTalker

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    So that someone else walking peacefully is forever traumatized thinking it’s a dead body.
     
  10. Protagonist

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    I ain't no rocket scientist but I think my man wants to get rid of that shit.
     
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  11. yeah, would be a funny moment though, could you imagine an ad that said "hey do you wanna bang my doll? only $30 for 30 min" that way he could get his money back after like a few pumps lol then get rid of it or melt it into some creepy abomination of rubber and metal
     
  12. Jackb97

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    If you could buy a prostitute I probably would but you can only really rent them. :rolleyes:
     
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  13. fredisthebes

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    Don't wrap it up like a dead body. Just leave it uncovered, people will either know what it is and laugh or assume it is some artist device. It isn't that realistic!
     
  14. Your not going to get your momey back torch it and let it be a lesson
     
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  15. CodeTalker

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    It’s pretty realistic. You need to be close to see the difference.
     
  16. Boost

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    There really is a guide for everything on the internet.

     
  17. CodeTalker

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    Btw you parents never noticed you bought that ? That’s a huge box...
     
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  18. Lmao
    I'm actually in a No YouTube streak, so I'm not going to watch it, but it seems pretty interesting xD.
     
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  19. Wait. Can you see the face pic I posted? Because it still shows up as "awaiting moderator approval" to me.
    Or are you talking about sex dolls in general?
     
  20. I told them I was affiliated with a shipping company and I had to receive that package (didn't know what was inside) and send it to the US because the spanish manufacturer didn't offer international shipping.
    They knew I have actually used services like that (for US manufacturer who don't ship to Spain), so they bought it.
     
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2020
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