DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

I guess the key question is how long are you willing to hold on to it? If it cost $2000, someone will probably buy it for around $1000.

 

There is probably someone saving up for one of these right now. If you can offer them a bargain it's off your hands.

 

Plus you would have to give him your address.

 

You could sell it to one of those doll-brothels. They know how to clean it, and it wont be as awkward

 

i would actually just tie it on a cross , stick it up , make sure gassoline is on it first then i would burn it, burning is always a ritual used as cleansing

 

Put it in a suit and sit it in your passenger seat. Then you can use the carpool lanes.

 

In all seriousness. I think your willingness to laugh at yourself and the situations is healthy. We all make mistakes and a willingness to laugh at our own mistakes allows us to learn from them instead of defend them due to a fragile ego. Bin this thing as quietly as possible, except the loss and move on. If you can mock your own mistakes then you already know you are capable of doing better.

 

What’s her name?

 

Clean it out, open a sex doll brothel and make your money back lol

 

Go to the breakfast table and tell your parents you are turning your life around and need help figuring out what to do with a used, life-like sex doll.

 

If this post is your idea of trolling, then you are truly despicable.