I grew a beard

What is the density and structural integrity of your beard? I would also like to know the velocity and displacement.

 

My beard growing ability is as terrible as Keanu Reeves'.

 

Hah, I can circumnavigate Jupiter in a nanosecond already! Yesterday, I broke up a lightning bolt to see what was inside! Nothing much, but yeah.

 

Go with the beard flexing if you must, but Cmd Riker beard will always be the superior style just like his signature way to sit down

 

At 110 days, my non existent beard will co exist throughout 5 dimensions and will lead the Nine Chakras.

 

I envy you. Unfortunately my work place won’t allow me to grow out my beard lol but I like to keep it short and stubble.

 

Why won't your workplace allow that?

 

You're really hyping this, man.
I'm going to be a bit disappointed if it doesn't live up to the transwarp promises that are being made in this thread...

Please don't let us down

 

I mean... It's day two and my hair is already super saiyan, so...

 

They don’t consider it to be “professional”. I once grew out my beard for 3 months and I received a warning email and got in trouble lol

 

Man that sucks. Really hate places that think they can dictate to you stuff like that. Nevertheless you beard looks pretty good as it is. Short beards are pretty cool too.

I haven't shaved in like 3-4 years. My beard comes down to the middle of my chest. It's great not having to bother with shaving everyday.

 

So what is the update on your Beard?