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Shungite

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Fallacious D, Jul 21, 2020.

  1. Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
     
  2. I have no idea. lol
    Bruh! Why you doing him like that!
    A snowflake's wet dream... aka THE INFAMOUS RABBIT'S FOOT (PETA-APPROVED™).
     
  3. Aww damn, I was hoping you'd get the reference.
     
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  4. I don't watch enough internet things! I am afraid! It misses me completely.
     
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  5. That's probably for the best.
     
  6. Hros

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    Mind-probing frequencies? :D
     
  7. All the bad frequencies. The harmful ones.
     
  8. thinking_differently

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    Lol. Have you seen John Carter, Mr. Vurgeenya?
    Maybe the shungite comes from there.
     
  9. no i havent
     
  10. Did it come with a free tinfoil hat
     
  11. Sadly no.
    It's a 2 billion year old rock / stone that protects against unwanted frequencies.
     
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  12. Hros

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    Aren't all rocks billions or millions of years old?
     
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  14. I was in the bathroom stall the other day and I looked up and saw this 6'8" guy just peering over the stall wall at me. When I accused him of being disrespectful he just said, "Wanna know why they call me the two time?"

    Greeks stream was full of tts donations like this after the doc was banned for "the bathroom incident." Good times.
     
  15. Holy fucking shit we live in good times. Shit, you already said that. Well I'm gonna say it again
     
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