Can astrology predict your M habits

Ok....so now I will share an incident of mine circa 2011
This was the time when I was heavily masturbating.....
I mean 2-3 times per day......at most
This was certainly very dark and confused time of my life...... because I was destroying my promising career and pretty good social life by myself
So .....I think it was Nov 2011......
There is an astrologer whom my mother visit.....till now sometimes
My maternal uncle also visit them
So.....one day they both went to him.....
And I was alone in home scrolling through tv channels in order to find something to masturbate.....
When my mother returned back.....
She told me that astrologer has told them that......"he is attracted to females.....and doing something wrong"
To which my uncle replied that he is a very decent person.....
Then astrologer started smiling and said this is what it is showing there
When my mother narrated that I.....got scared but then I acted very good......
I pretended that I was not able to get what the astrologer is saying
And he told me to apply curd on my p***s every morning before bathing
.......I know it's funny......but it is true
I have never personally visited that astrologer.....
I am still shocked .....how he can predict that
This was one of "interesting" incidents of my life haha

 

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