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  1. Oct 22, 2021 #1
    modern milarepa

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    Thread about math jokes... o_O
     
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  2. Oct 22, 2021 #2
    modern milarepa

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    What do you call two friends who love math? Algebros.

    I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
     
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  3. Oct 22, 2021 #3
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    Lol, funny jokes xd
     
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    What will make you pull out your hair more than your ex partner? Math
     
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  5. Oct 23, 2021 #5
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    What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless.”

    What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.
     
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  6. Oct 23, 2021 #6
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    Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet
     
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    Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.
     
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    Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
     
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    Haha good one
     
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    I'm a Literature major, I only understand a fraction of these
     
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    Having taught math for six years you'd think I'd have more but this is all I've got:

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Because seven eight nine.
     
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  12. Oct 25, 2021 #12
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    Why was the math book sad?
    It had a lot of problems.
     
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    What did the spelling book say to the math book?“
    I know I can count on you!”
     
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    Are monsters good at math?
    Not unless you Count Dracula
     
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    Did you hear the one about the statistician?
    Probably.
     
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    What is a math teacher’s favorite snake?
    A pi-thon.
     
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    Why should you never talk to Pi?
    Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
     
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    The joke is mathematics = maths, not math.
     
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    Did you hear that 19 and 20 had a fight?

    21.
     
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  20. Oct 27, 2021 #20
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    Me to maths:
    I just can't find your x move on buddy! She is gone.
     
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