Rubidium's Guide to the Gasm

Truth be told, there are more than one gasms to be had.
And you should try some cos they aren't bad.
Foodgasms, fungasms, freindgasms too;
eargasms and excercisegasms, just to name a few.
They won't be as magic as that magical O, but they will lend a lovely, lasting glow.
They won't leave you feeling guilty and crap but they'll build up your life and you'll pat yourself on the back.
If you don't understand please let me explain
A foodgasm is when you eat something crazy
Like a really unhealthy ice cream cake.
And eargasms when you hear something sublime
Such as Wintergatan's "star machine" - it sends chills up your spine.
Imagine cycling up a hill so steep
Your legs are on fire but the satisfaction is so deep
Imagine spending quality time with your family
Stepping out, opening up and forming valuable bonds
Look at nature, have a wowgasm in creation so beautiful
Ponder problems unsolved, use your mind as a tool
Life is not only good stuff, there is suffering too
Just cos it ain't fine and dandy though you don't need to be depressed
Tell yourself NOW no porngasms anymore!
Say no to porn, it should be deplored.
Say yes to life and seek the reward!
And finally I must apologise
For my agonising poetry, at least I tried.

 

Nice try @Ribidium

 

This is Wintergatan's Starmachine2000 that I mentioned. It did send chills up my spine.

One of my most faviourite gasms is a yawngasm. Oh my, doesn't it feel so amazing to yawn? Must be some sort of endorphinsplosion or something. Also, when you give somebody a complement and they're happy about it. It's deluxe.

 

Thanks