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*Yawns like a slightly mad and cross eyed monkey hanging upside down on a branch with a bunch of bananas in one of his hands and an iPhone in other*
Haha... everyone does that... Legends delete their won journal though...
*Shrugs and proceeds to eat an aforementioned banana*
*after read a few, flies back and sees you* Well, that goo to know I'm not the only weirdo among the other newbs. XD *gives a confuzzled look* legends? *steal a piece off your banna where your teeth duidn't touch and pops it into my mouth* Nan-Ners! I <3 Nan-Ners! *smiles happily*
*debates whether is this a fairy or a naughty little devil in disguise of a fairy*
I love my bananas! And I go bananas without my bananas and that's when I make other people go bananas as well for making me go bananas by taking my bananas and being bananas themselves...so if you don't wanna go bonkers.. stay away from my banaas and I won't make you bananas for taking my bananas and making me bananas.
R.i.p. myself.. I am Bewitched by no less than a fairy.. gotta call a wizard for help.. *send a distress signal by backflipping on banana peels and nearly breaks his back in the resultant slip up*
*eyes widen as you start jabbering away saying banana every other word. I sit there munching as my lips fall flat at you rant about bananas. Suddenly you choke. Yet i stare at you not saying a word*
*sighs as you start to signal for help and the flest of your lips tints a shade of blue* Oh boy... *i mutter as i flutter closer and flicks your chest. Energy gets flicked at you and when my finger lands upon your shirt....*
*... An immense pressure it force from my being at your chest. Ribs bones get pushed inwards and compresses all air from your lungs violently. You then start coughing*
*boops your nose* Bad FLOOF! No nomming the nan-ners to quick! Or talking while your mouth is full! *crosses my arms and gives you the disapproving glare but then my lips curl and i start laughing* You're a nut! I was Laughing too hard...
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