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*Rolls over and crawls to the gigantic cell phone and holds a button and yells* ROCKET MAN! *the song starts playing and I hope it makes my brain shut off*
Well... My Dear Dapple... Hope you had a nice time struggling with that song...
It's because you forgot to bless me today... I cursed you for doing that *wicked grin on his face* *hides two chocolate cookies from the hungry fairy and sticks his tongue out hoping she wouldn't notice Dem cookiezzzz*
Bless you? *tilts my head to the side looking confuzzled* (confuse and puzzled) Did you sneeze? *poofs a tissue into existence and holds it up to Floof's face then stuffs it in his mouth as i quickly fly around and grab hold of one of the cookies trying to pull it free from his fingers* COOKIE! GIVE ME!
*Clenches his fist so hard at first, then decides to be charitable and shares them*
You should try asking with a PLEASE....
*Disappears in a cloud of smoke*
*sees the muscles in his hands tense up before he remarks on my behavior like a disappointed authority figure and disappears. holding the now broken cookie tears well up in my eyes.* Wait! *sniffle sniffle*
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