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Comments on Profile Post by DeFaerie

  1. DeFaerie
    DeFaerie
    *Rolls over and crawls to the gigantic cell phone and holds a button and yells* ROCKET MAN! *the song starts playing and I hope it makes my brain shut off*
    May 25, 2018
  2. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    Well... My Dear Dapple... Hope you had a nice time struggling with that song...
    It's because you forgot to bless me today... I cursed you for doing that *wicked grin on his face* *hides two chocolate cookies from the hungry fairy and sticks his tongue out hoping she wouldn't notice Dem cookiezzzz*
    May 25, 2018
  3. DeFaerie
    DeFaerie
    Bless you? *tilts my head to the side looking confuzzled* (confuse and puzzled) Did you sneeze? *poofs a tissue into existence and holds it up to Floof's face then stuffs it in his mouth as i quickly fly around and grab hold of one of the cookies trying to pull it free from his fingers* COOKIE! GIVE ME!
    May 25, 2018
  4. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    *Clenches his fist so hard at first, then decides to be charitable and shares them*
    You should try asking with a PLEASE....
    *Disappears in a cloud of smoke*
    May 25, 2018
  5. DeFaerie
    DeFaerie
    *sees the muscles in his hands tense up before he remarks on my behavior like a disappointed authority figure and disappears. holding the now broken cookie tears well up in my eyes.* Wait! *sniffle sniffle*
    May 25, 2018