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*upon hearing this I slap my hands together and rub them real quick. They begin to glow a golden colour and I reach for you. Suddenly, a golden ball forms and leaves my hands. It sways and drifts through the air til it pops upon your forehead with soothing and cooling relief* Poor Floof. I hope you feel better.
*Relaxes and smiles* Thanks Fairy Mother! I am feeling all well!
Try and get some sleep for yourself as well...
Hope you are having a nice day than the one I had...
*Goes to his bed and flops down and sighs contentedly *
*eyes widen* I got a promotion?! *does a fairy dance and looks around for my staff and my excitement falls flat* Nope. Still a staff and not a wand. *slouches in mid air* I just woke up. *dodges the Kittie* The kittie found my hiding spot between two cardboard boxes. I had a spidey friend. Sadly kittie got her.
*holds out a webbed bag of spidey eggs* But I saved her babies :D I'm sorry you had a bad day Floof... Maybe your night will end with good sweet dreams Or at least I hope it does. Ni nI
*laughs slyly*
I prefer watching exciting nightmares which thrill my heart and chill my blood! Who wants sweet - bottomed dreams! They are as boring as my physics teacher!
*Smiles a stupid smile and hides a shiver*
*Bring bug spray and swooshes down on those eggs*
I hate them spiders... Got a scar on my left arm from the bite of one of these accursed things!
*Hauls his ass as fast as he can to avoid an angry fairy, jumps down a ravine and disappears in the cool river*
*squeals in excitement* OOOOOOOO! So do i *jumps around waving my hand in the air* I love bloody gorey horror filled nightmares! *then pouts as I stand still* But sadly fairies don't dream. We pluck memories and dreams from mortals minds. *stomps on a few keys and opens up netflix* but then again there's always horror movies! *smiles bravely with no shivers or chills*
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