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I hate alcohol!
What do we do with the magic beans?
I don't have a clue...
My luck is notoriously bad. ..
*takes magic beans, puts in a slow cooker, makes a magic casserole*
*in a flash of white light, @HARP appears at a local wedding. Two young cute elfs are getting married, their hopes and dreams all bound in this most magical of days. Harp grabs the bouquet and shreds it to pieces... *
"Thanks kids. Need some stalks for the casserole. Oh, is that cake?"
*Points to the magnificent three tier wedding cake it took the bride's family four months to make. The groom, wide-eyed and fearful, nods, terrified.*
"Well, we're having pudding tonight!"
*HARP grabs the cake and vanishes*
*Sets the meal on the table, ready for the fairy to return and hangs a banner printed in 'Comicsans'...
WELCOME HOME, @DeFaerie!
Not Floof nor Noodle. THEY didn't care. But Harp... Cares.
(the banner goes twice round the room) *
*Harp rubs his hands in glee, as he thinks of the kudos he will earn from the fairy. Perhaps enough for her to grant him his secret wish?*
You forget about my coupon for 5 tonnes of Chocolate...
*steals coupon and writes on the back...
"A present from Harp and 100% NOT @MuscularSherlockHolmes. Definitely not. All Harp."
... Then leaves it beside the meal. Cackles with evil pleasure, but covers it up by changing it into a cough.*
God is watching!
He'll tell Dapple.. No worries homie
DeFaerie will *NEVER* know!! And I alone will harness the power of the fairy for my own ends! Mwhahahahaha!
(OOC - Well, *someone* had to play the baddie. Floof is too handsome and Moonie is like Link from Zelda. So... Who ya gonna call?)
*scared to the extent that he decides to eat 3 big cups of ice cream in one sitting*
HARPIE! *banishes my staff and bonks you in the head... Then hugs you* No be baddie. But... *looks around at all the yummies and coupon* Thanks for all the gifts. You get many many kudos. *winks*
Damn... Nice Fairy... Good Fairy... And Hungry Fairy is back...
I see you @HARP
Yes @MuscularSherlockHolmes, I am stringing you all along! :)
@DeFaerie - your blow to my head has made me become good. I repent sincerely. I pay for the elf couple to have a honeymoon in Las Vegas with a twenty-two tiered cake. I repay MSH the cash value of his coupon and apologise profusely. On the way to your grotto, I heal Bambi's mother.
I have changed...
Thank you, wise fairy.
All this time, my secret wish...
was just to be LOVED!!!!