Comments on Profile Post by Deleted Account

  1. MuscularSherlockHolmes
    MuscularSherlockHolmes
    *Walks back*
    I hate alcohol!
    Jun 9, 2018
  2. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    What do we do with the magic beans?
    Jun 9, 2018
  3. MuscularSherlockHolmes
    MuscularSherlockHolmes
    I don't have a clue...
    My luck is notoriously bad. ..
    Jun 9, 2018
  4. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    *takes magic beans, puts in a slow cooker, makes a magic casserole*
    Jun 9, 2018
  5. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    *in a flash of white light, @HARP appears at a local wedding. Two young cute elfs are getting married, their hopes and dreams all bound in this most magical of days. Harp grabs the bouquet and shreds it to pieces... *

    "Thanks kids. Need some stalks for the casserole. Oh, is that cake?"
    Jun 9, 2018
  6. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    *Points to the magnificent three tier wedding cake it took the bride's family four months to make. The groom, wide-eyed and fearful, nods, terrified.*

    "Well, we're having pudding tonight!"

    *HARP grabs the cake and vanishes*
    Jun 9, 2018
  7. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    *Sets the meal on the table, ready for the fairy to return and hangs a banner printed in 'Comicsans'...

    WELCOME HOME, @DeFaerie!
    From Harp.
    Not Floof nor Noodle. THEY didn't care. But Harp... Cares.

    (the banner goes twice round the room) *
    Jun 9, 2018
  8. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    *Harp rubs his hands in glee, as he thinks of the kudos he will earn from the fairy. Perhaps enough for her to grant him his secret wish?*
    Jun 9, 2018
  9. MuscularSherlockHolmes
    MuscularSherlockHolmes
    You forget about my coupon for 5 tonnes of Chocolate...
    Jun 9, 2018
  10. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    *steals coupon and writes on the back...

    "A present from Harp and 100% NOT @MuscularSherlockHolmes. Definitely not. All Harp."

    ... Then leaves it beside the meal. Cackles with evil pleasure, but covers it up by changing it into a cough.*
    Jun 10, 2018
  11. MuscularSherlockHolmes
    MuscularSherlockHolmes
    God is watching!
    He'll tell Dapple.. No worries homie
    Jun 10, 2018
  12. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    DeFaerie will *NEVER* know!! And I alone will harness the power of the fairy for my own ends! Mwhahahahaha!
    (OOC - Well, *someone* had to play the baddie. Floof is too handsome and Moonie is like Link from Zelda. So... Who ya gonna call?)
    Jun 10, 2018
  13. MuscularSherlockHolmes
    MuscularSherlockHolmes
    *scared to the extent that he decides to eat 3 big cups of ice cream in one sitting*
    Jun 10, 2018
  14. DeFaerie
    DeFaerie
    HARPIE! *banishes my staff and bonks you in the head... Then hugs you* No be baddie. But... *looks around at all the yummies and coupon* Thanks for all the gifts. You get many many kudos. *winks*
    Jun 10, 2018
  15. MuscularSherlockHolmes
    MuscularSherlockHolmes
    Damn... Nice Fairy... Good Fairy... And Hungry Fairy is back...
    Cool...
    Jun 10, 2018
  16. MuscularSherlockHolmes
  17. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    Jun 11, 2018
  18. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    @DeFaerie - your blow to my head has made me become good. I repent sincerely. I pay for the elf couple to have a honeymoon in Las Vegas with a twenty-two tiered cake. I repay MSH the cash value of his coupon and apologise profusely. On the way to your grotto, I heal Bambi's mother.
    Jun 11, 2018
  19. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    I have changed...
    Thank you, wise fairy.
    Jun 11, 2018
  20. Deleted Account
    Deleted Account
    All this time, my secret wish...
    was just to be LOVED!!!!
    *sobs*
    Jun 11, 2018
  21. MuscularSherlockHolmes
    Jun 11, 2018
    Moon Shot and Deleted Account like this.