Comments on Profile Post by LEPAGE

Give the gift of knowing your great great great great uncle shoveled shit in Brighton.

This made me chuckle mate hahaha :P

Hahaha XD

LOL - Give you relatives a DNA kit to mail off. Swap out the envelope for one with your PO Box on it. Swab your dog's inner cheek and then mail back in the original envelope. Now that will cause a stir in the family tree!

they have a underground secret cloning facility ,afte cloning you they come to your place at night,kidnap the real you an make the swap with a genetically dna altered clone of you

i know this because iam a clone

I would never do one of these tests. You just know that they will be selling the DNA data to someone. Maybe not clones, but something. Who gives a shit who your great great great great grandad was. Are all these people hoping they are long lost princes?

im jus kidding am i tripping you out im tripping myself out lol

i get paranoid just lending my car out,

The only positive thing I can say is that it may keeps some people preoccupied who otherwise would fall prey to ISIS recruiters online.

There is one company out there that has my right thumb print, and it scares the shit out of me. Never again.

those high tech smart phones an stuff have the finger print for the password now dont they, thats nuts