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:D That’s a good one. The cornier they are, the better...!!

Hey, did you hear about the one where Einstein, Pascal & Newton were playing hide and go seek?

^-* Care to share!

So, Einstein was it. He closed his eyes and counted. Pascal goes running off madly, arms flailing about, to find a good spot to hide. But Newton just stands there, and draws a perfect square in the ground...then steps in it and giggles.

P.S. You should watch where your like missiles land... I have been getting a lot of shrapnel from your raids on CC's profile.

Einstein finishes counting and opens his eyes and says, “Newton! I found you! Man, you didn’t even try!”

To which Newton replies, “No no no, my dear Einstein. What you see here is one Newton per square meter...YOU FOUND PASCAL!!”

:D :D :D

That's a nice one, took me some time to grasp it... 1 Pa = 1 N / m2.

Roger. Targeting on missiles has been reprogrammed.

o7

Hehehe, right? Who knew physics equations could be sooo funny? :3

Here is another one I dug out from my what's app message archive.

A father is washing the car with his son... After a moment, the son asks his father, "Do you think we could use a sponge instead?"

Haven't you watched Stephan Hawking's interviews... Bless his soul. He had me in stitches one too many time with his responses.

Hehehe, son-sponge, that’s a good one.

Oh yeah, Stephen Hawking is awesome. His body may have been trapped, but his mind was free.

@letter wanna do a one liners fight?

What kind of one-liners?

Idk, try and find some rare ones. Or maybe pure fun, random stuff.

Like this...

"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

You must have more ideas than me.

I just wanna laugh to death today! Is that normal?

You’re so dry even the rain avoids you :p

Hold up! That's true... I haven't been soaked by rain for many years now! :/

I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but he's still making fun of me.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

Alright I gotta disappear now. See ya around the weekend. :-) Stay safe and get stronger!
-MSH

I have trouble thinking of self-decimating one liners, I’m terrible at making fun of myself :(

I’ll see you later for round 2 v_v

Have a good week :)

@MuscularSherlockHolmes if you don't mind crass/dark humor, Jimmy Carr is the freaking king of one-liners.

"When you eat a lot of spicy foods, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton."