A bit of Levity to help us all face outselves

But only because he was a manual laborer. Those who oil up or use creams for the task have exquisitely soft hands.

 

I once visited a woman's shelter, and when one woman shook my hand, she commented on how soft they were. No. don't let your mind go there - I never needed cream for the deed - uncut junk can go without. My hands are soft because I don't do much manual labor - I'm an office worker, too, and because I have dry feet. What? Yes, my dry feet prevent me from sleeping comfortable at night - dry feet rubbing against the sheets - I don't like the feeling. So, I put hand cream on my feet every night to sooth and smooth them - then, I sleep like a baby. The accidental consequence of doing this, however, is that my hands get moisturized, too, on a daily basis - hence, the soft hands.

 

"the accidental consequence" he says