A Guide To Be The Most Consistently Dumb Man Alive

YoungMedic

YoungMedic

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Step 1- Discover porn at a very young age, and use it to mask your insufferable qualities, and fear of talking to the girls you like.

Step 2- Gradually delve deeper into the porn rabbit hole until there is seemingly no way back.

Step 3- Discover that you may in fact be an addict to sexually explicit content.

Step 4- Join the NoFap forum in hopes to overcome this addiction, but only give a half assed attempt for the first half of a year.

Step 5- Gain some traction, and get a decent streak going where it feels like your life is coming together.

Step 6- Give in to your cravings and touch your meat like the nasty caveman minded, ape brain dumbass you are.

Step 7- Keep PMO'ing and wonder why you feel like shit, don't have the motivation to be healthy, and ask yourself why you can't seem to approach girls like you used to be able to.

Step 8- Write this post on NoFap to serve as a reminder that one thought about a hot girl can catapult you into depression if you entertain your addictive behavior.

There you have it folks, a one way street, and instant guide to becoming the most consistently dumb man alive.
 
Self compassion, and i guess in this case compassion, goes a long way. It's not like anyone wants to be an addict, not sure if calling yourself a dumbass for it is really helpful or even an accurate understanding of how addictions form and why they stick around. I don't think anyone is really surprised their pmo addiction is causing issues in their life or confused about the issues it's causing, that's kinda why this entire website exists.
 
When post nut clarity hits hard.

Seriously though, many of us have been in your shoes. How long was your streak? I mean, you've already proven to yourself that you're capable of abstaining at least for a while. If you push yourself just slightly harder, you'd be able to make it a little further next time.
 
Divine By Design said:
When post nut clarity hits hard.

Seriously though, many of us have been in your shoes. How long was your streak? I mean, you've already proven to yourself that you're capable of abstaining at least for a while. If you push yourself just slightly harder, you'd be able to make it a little further next time.
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I think the longest streak I had was at the beginning of 2021, and was about 52 days.
 
JiuJitsuGod said:
Step 1- Discover porn at a very young age, and use it to mask your insufferable qualities, and fear of talking to the girls you like.

Step 2- Gradually delve deeper into the porn rabbit hole until there is seemingly no way back.

Step 3- Discover that you may in fact be an addict to sexually explicit content.

Step 4- Join the NoFap forum in hopes to overcome this addiction, but only give a half assed attempt for the first half of a year.

Step 5- Gain some traction, and get a decent streak going where it feels like your life is coming together.

Step 6- Give in to your cravings and touch your meat like the nasty caveman minded, ape brain dumbass you are.

Step 7- Keep PMO'ing and wonder why you feel like shit, don't have the motivation to be healthy, and ask yourself why you can't seem to approach girls like you used to be able to.

Step 8- Write this post on NoFap to serve as a reminder that one thought about a hot girl can catapult you into depression if you entertain your addictive behavior.

There you have it folks, a one way street, and instant guide to becoming the most consistently dumb man alive.
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People usually pmo compulsively because they don't or not enough in there actual life . It's not being a caveman it's called being human..but porn keeps triggering our innate nature ... Compulsively and extensively. It's a cycle hopped on steroids and won't end until you change it .

You are correct about the one thought of a hot girl can completely fuck up your mood . And those thoughts are more likely to be triggered by porn . I never used to have such an addiction to porn . And I didn't have any issue talking to girls . In fact I would be constantly horny because I did talk to girls .
Life as an adult is much more complicated . At the same time it's not but it is . People are much more difficult to communicate . And life gets very confusing it doesn't take a huge stretch to see how people get completely detailed and start developing addictions. For me in this moment in time I'm sitting in a absolutely dead silent apartment in the dark watching TV yesterday was the same and so will tomorrow. There are about 50-100 people living in this building and I'd say at least 60% are doing exactly the same thing fuck all and sitting alone
 
JiuJitsuGod said:
I think the longest streak I had was at the beginning of 2021, and was about 52 days.
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52 days is freaking amazing.
If we could all do 52 days in a row, we could get our PMO addictions down to 7 times a year . . . what an improvement over what active addiction looks like!!


You might be slipping, maybe really bad at times, but you are in recovery none the less, you have just demonstrated self awareness and you have a lot to be proud of.
 
JiuJitsuGod said:
Step 1- Discover porn at a very young age, and use it to mask your insufferable qualities, and fear of talking to the girls you like.

Step 2- Gradually delve deeper into the porn rabbit hole until there is seemingly no way back.

Step 3- Discover that you may in fact be an addict to sexually explicit content.

Step 4- Join the NoFap forum in hopes to overcome this addiction, but only give a half assed attempt for the first half of a year.

Step 5- Gain some traction, and get a decent streak going where it feels like your life is coming together.

Step 6- Give in to your cravings and touch your meat like the nasty caveman minded, ape brain dumbass you are.

Step 7- Keep PMO'ing and wonder why you feel like shit, don't have the motivation to be healthy, and ask yourself why you can't seem to approach girls like you used to be able to.

Step 8- Write this post on NoFap to serve as a reminder that one thought about a hot girl can catapult you into depression if you entertain your addictive behavior.

There you have it folks, a one way street, and instant guide to becoming the most consistently dumb man alive.
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Lmfaoo story of my life. I'm determined to beat this like I beat my meat to debased material.
 
JiuJitsuGod said:
Step 1- Discover porn at a very young age, and use it to mask your insufferable qualities, and fear of talking to the girls you like.

Step 2- Gradually delve deeper into the porn rabbit hole until there is seemingly no way back.

Step 3- Discover that you may in fact be an addict to sexually explicit content.

Step 4- Join the NoFap forum in hopes to overcome this addiction, but only give a half assed attempt for the first half of a year.

Step 5- Gain some traction, and get a decent streak going where it feels like your life is coming together.

Step 6- Give in to your cravings and touch your meat like the nasty caveman minded, ape brain dumbass you are.

Step 7- Keep PMO'ing and wonder why you feel like shit, don't have the motivation to be healthy, and ask yourself why you can't seem to approach girls like you used to be able to.

Step 8- Write this post on NoFap to serve as a reminder that one thought about a hot girl can catapult you into depression if you entertain your addictive behavior.

There you have it folks, a one way street, and instant guide to becoming the most consistently dumb man alive.
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Step 9- Beat yourself, insult yourself, lower your self-respect and self-estem, take things personally

Step 10- Just don't do anything and expect things to get better in a comfortable way
 
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