Annoying causes of erections (Causes of annoying erections)

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  1. -Dog sitting in my lap with its paw pushed against my crotch

    -Bumpy road which causes it to rub against your pants and that keeps it from going away

    -Leaning over tables or counters trying to reach something

    -Climbing the rope in gym class
     
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  2. -Having a porn flashback in the middle of some important task and then getting completely distracted from what you were trying to do
     
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  3. brilliantidiot

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    Stationary bike at the gym. I avoid those at all costs for this reason.
     
  4. Yeah that's a rough one. Good post. I'll add this:

    -putting your hand in your pants out of boredom and accidentally causing it to get hard
     
  5. False promise

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    that one really sucks. I enjoy putting my hand in my pants for the hell of it.
     
  6. Same. Here's another:

    -sitting on your foot or some other weird position
     
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  7. False promise

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    I think you forgot the most obvious one. Being in the vicinity of a highly attractive woman.
     
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  8. Very true. This actually doesn't usually happen to me unless I'm on NoFap. Even worse is hugging and stuff like that.
     
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  9. cd013

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    Drink a gallon of water
     
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  10. Thank you, God, for making me a woman. ;)

    Lol sorry. I kid. But seriously, I'm pretty grateful to not have to worry about this. It sounds rather embarrassing.
     
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  11. It's all fun and games mostly. You ladies have far worse stuff to deal with when it comes to your reproductive organs.
     
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  12. Lol yeah, I suppose that's true
     
  13. Thomku

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    wut

    .........a dog turns you on?
     
  14. I don't recall saying that.
     
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  15. Thomku

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    you did say you get a hardon when your dog touches you dick lol
     
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  16. A gentle breeze
     
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  17. Human contact with a women, gently even
     
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  18. pump20

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    My mama always have her feet propped on the table and her soles are shown. I also remembered that when I was a teenager, one time my mama was sniffing/smelling on my feet just to make sure my feet wasn't stinky. I still have them on my mind and yes I do get erections from both of them.
     
  19. I'm very sorry to hear about that. This one tops everything else
     
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