Asperger's guys in the church (I think i've got the key!)

Have you had multiple obsessions throughout your lifetime? When god gives you obsessions, it's to teach you something. A pattern of things you want, which in turn, you learn how to find your lover. The final proper obsession once you give up porn and reduce your masturbation to maybe once a week, is the obsession to find love, now that you are not fueled by mindless lust, you become fueled by mindless love. You will study everything you can about attracting females. And when the time is right, your obsession will grow too strong, and you will have to share it with a special someone, much like your past obsessions.

God gives you your best obsession when you give up all your sins!

Secular aspies, just try giving up your known sins and watch things change.