Chinese massage - is this normal? Trigger warning.

It's a bit too normal for those types of massage places I've found that I just avoid them altogether. I'm not exactly fond of having mine touched.

 

I’ve never been to any type of massage parlor so I couldn’t tell you.

I also don’t get naked on command & pay strangers to touch me.

 

I've never had a massage in my life besides from whatever girlfriend I'm dating at the time. I find paying for massages is a waste of money but that's just me.

 

Pending what part of the world you live in, I would assume it is quite normal. As you identified, if you wanted to, you probably could have given the sign for a little more. Depending on the type of massage you seek, scope out the place first and do some research before perhaps walking in blindly. I find Thai massage a little more reputable if anything. Otherwise anywhere that offers rebates through health insurance is guaranteed to be a legit.

Stay strong brother!

 

I would avoid any attractive girl massaging me. That used to be one of my favorite genres... Disgusting.

 

Where do you say it happened?

 

You missed a couple of clues that you were at a Rub 'n Tug rather than a regular massage place:

1) If a girl gets you naked first then Rub 'n Tug probability +20 pts

2) If a girl starts the massage with you on your front then Rub 'n Tug probability +30 pts

Others include - no windows on the massage room door (+50 pts); girls wearing cute massage uniform (+25 pts), not a very good massage and she keeps brushing fingers up against your balls (+60 pts).

There are many more...

 

no idea. but i always thought those places that offer massage they offer you sex too or something very close to that. so i would stay away from it to avoid this trigger

all massages are the same to me. they all touch your body. same stuff

 

No! You don't say?

 

You will know whats happening when she asks "want me to make bannana cry"

 

There are segments of the massage industry that are furious about places like that and want massage to be taken seriously as a form of therapy. That being said I have only gone to chain spas like Massage Envy and Massage Elements or massages done at chiropractors or upscale salons. They usually say undress to your comfort level (underwear or nude) and you are covered in a bedsheet and blanket the entire time.

Best bet when looking for a Massage is avoid any sort of Asian Massage Parlor in the first place.

 

You are a giant...something.

 

I have been to alot of massages (due to having multiple injuries playing football & rugby ) & I never really got aroused by it ...even if its by a beautiful woman ..I guess I see it more of just a plain massage instead of something more lol

 

yeah that's pretty normal for a Chinese place. normally when they flip you over and see little johnny standing to attention they will offer a happy ending. I don't think i have ever been to a Chinese massage where it hasn't been offered.

Spoiler: Trigger warning

In one place i managed to even start banging the massage girl because i had a thing for girls with hairy twats and its almost guaranteed a Chinese girl will have a twat like a wire brush. That used to be my thing for porn

 

So many lols here, thanks, I need it. Real life responsibilities need stress relief.

 

Did the place have a red neon light sign out front that said "Massage"? lol