Chinese massage - is this normal? Trigger warning.

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by noonoon, Oct 20, 2017.

  1. noonoon

    noonoon Fapstronaut

    So i got my first Chinese massage. The lady had me get completely naked and massaged me up and down my back side. Then she put a towel on me, flipped me over and climbed up on the table between my legs and started rubbing my legs simultaneously. She brushed against my "member" several times. I didn't pursue anything, but i thought i could have.

    Is this normal for chinese massage?

    Unfortunately, now i'm having some "triggering effect" from the massage. A lot of lustful thoughts.
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    MLMVSS Fapstronaut

    It's a bit too normal for those types of massage places I've found that I just avoid them altogether. I'm not exactly fond of having mine touched.
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  3. Poseidon

    Poseidon Fapstronaut

    I’ve never been to any type of massage parlor so I couldn’t tell you.

    I also don’t get naked on command & pay strangers to touch me. :p
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  4. FriendlyCanadian

    FriendlyCanadian Fapstronaut

    I've never had a massage in my life besides from whatever girlfriend I'm dating at the time. I find paying for massages is a waste of money but that's just me.
  5. Pending what part of the world you live in, I would assume it is quite normal. As you identified, if you wanted to, you probably could have given the sign for a little more. Depending on the type of massage you seek, scope out the place first and do some research before perhaps walking in blindly. I find Thai massage a little more reputable if anything. Otherwise anywhere that offers rebates through health insurance is guaranteed to be a legit.

    Stay strong brother!
  6. Nomar

    Nomar Fapstronaut

    I would avoid any attractive girl massaging me. That used to be one of my favorite genres... Disgusting.
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  7. HatePorn

    HatePorn Fapstronaut

    Where do you say it happened? :)
  8. Plutonium

    Plutonium Fapstronaut

    You missed a couple of clues that you were at a Rub 'n Tug rather than a regular massage place:

    1) If a girl gets you naked first then Rub 'n Tug probability +20 pts

    2) If a girl starts the massage with you on your front then Rub 'n Tug probability +30 pts

    Others include - no windows on the massage room door (+50 pts); girls wearing cute massage uniform (+25 pts), not a very good massage and she keeps brushing fingers up against your balls (+60 pts).

    There are many more... ;)
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  9. no idea. but i always thought those places that offer massage they offer you sex too or something very close to that. so i would stay away from it to avoid this trigger

    all massages are the same to me. they all touch your body. same stuff
  10. No! You don't say? :rolleyes:
  11. You will know whats happening when she asks "want me to make bannana cry"
  12. noonoon

    noonoon Fapstronaut

  13. Andrew1189

    Andrew1189 Fapstronaut

    There are segments of the massage industry that are furious about places like that and want massage to be taken seriously as a form of therapy. That being said I have only gone to chain spas like Massage Envy and Massage Elements or massages done at chiropractors or upscale salons. They usually say undress to your comfort level (underwear or nude) and you are covered in a bedsheet and blanket the entire time.

    Best bet when looking for a Massage is avoid any sort of Asian Massage Parlor in the first place.
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2017
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  14. I Am that I Am

    I Am that I Am Fapstronaut

    You are a giant...something.
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  15. BrowneyedBri

    BrowneyedBri Fapstronaut

    I have been to alot of massages (due to having multiple injuries playing football & rugby ) & I never really got aroused by it ...even if its by a beautiful woman ..I guess I see it more of just a plain massage instead of something more lol
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  16. Spoony

    Spoony Fapstronaut

    yeah that's pretty normal for a Chinese place. normally when they flip you over and see little johnny standing to attention they will offer a happy ending. I don't think i have ever been to a Chinese massage where it hasn't been offered.
    In one place i managed to even start banging the massage girl because i had a thing for girls with hairy twats and its almost guaranteed a Chinese girl will have a twat like a wire brush. That used to be my thing for porn
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  17. Runtilmylegsdropoff

    Runtilmylegsdropoff Fapstronaut

    So many lols here, thanks, I need it. Real life responsibilities need stress relief.
  18. Runtilmylegsdropoff

    Runtilmylegsdropoff Fapstronaut

    Did the place have a red neon light sign out front that said "Massage"? lol

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