(CLOSED) Harry Potter and the Secrets of Nofap

Discussion in 'Events & Challenges' started by im’possible, Dec 3, 2020.


Poll closed May 11, 2021.
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  2. complete

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  1. im’possible

    im’possible Fapstronaut

    You've got a mail!


    (This letter is inspired from Harry Potter series)

    Dear the name we don't know how to spell it yet,

    We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary materials and equipment.

    Term begins on each Wednesday.

    Yours sincerely,


    Minerva McGonagall
    Deputy Headmistress


    First-year students will require:

    1. Three posts a week minimum for checking-in.

    2. An avatar that approved from the forum.

    3. A signature that states your current days.

    4. A spoiler use if needed.

    Please note that all should copy and paste a house tag after being sorted by the hat.


    All students should have a copy of each of the following:

    The Big List of Sexual Health Terminology (Grade 1)

    About Nofap

    About Addiction

    The History of Nofap

    The Theory of Nofap (Coming soon!)

    Getting started with Nofap

    Path For Men

    Bloom For Woman


    1 wand (if you have one)

    1 cauldron (a frying-pan works too)

    1 smart device

    Students may also bring, if they desire, an accountability partner OR a filtering software just in case.



    Yours sincerely,

    Acting Chief Attendant of Witchcraft Provisions


    First thing first, let's see which house you're belong to. Click the hat and take the quiz. And post your result. I'll put your name on the list.


    The days you've survived would be directly translated to points. This is a group event. In Hogwarts, each year has a champion house. That depends on the points/days to sum up. Minus points would be given for relapses and other inappropriate behaviors. You know what happens if your house gets the 1st place.



    Now please follow your head student to your house. Be careful that the stairs are changing all the time.




    Now, all students shall tag on the signature.




    @Futureself 121720
    im'possible (honourable)
    @fg4795 120520
    @thefreewill 011321
    @TheForsakeen 013021
    @Aliman8 012921
    @ItsSeal 120420
    @Mauritius 120420
    @ruso 120420
    @| The Monk | 121120
    @princess.01 122620
    @Gryf 121020
    @eagle rising 122120
    @ULYSS3S 011721
    @steve1899 022121
    @jcolefan96 022721

    Courses: (For sirius students only)

    The following courses are originated from Bloom.com for witches and wizards. If you ever find triggering during the time, just say so and return to the common room, or talk to someone.

    Anyone is doing the courses shall be rewarded by house points. You can post what you've learned.
    if need it. Such as:

    Subject: (Pmotion, History, Emotionology....etc.)

    Topic: The thing discussed there.

    Content: (What the lesson was about? What you've learned from it?...etc.)


    Introducing Professor Kevin, the history of nofap teacher. But more or so this is going to be your history of nofap. It's a very long process but it should be helpful for your recovery. At the end, no one knows better about yourself.

    History of Nofap

    Introducing Professor Tyler, the transfiguraddiction teacher. He briefly tells you the cycle of addiction and where to begin with.


    Introducing Professor Kimberly, the pmotion teacher. She teaches how to bottle essence, brew energy, and put stopper relapse.


    Professor Kevin also handles the defense against the dark arse for the moment. He shows you how to handle the you know what. Fight or flight.

    Defense Against the Dark Arse

    Professor Paul teaches you the real charm that raise, emerge, acquire, and leverage the next level of nofap.

    The REAL Charm

    Professor Dallin teaches you flying, the mindfulness and beginning knowledge for Yoga. If you have a problem with yoga pants, this can be a game changer. Together with Professor Sariah shows how to ride a bloom for beginners. (She flew over 500 hours)

    Flyoga Class

    Flyoga Healing

    Many addictions started from the past traumatized experience. Professor Kevin again reveals nofap from different perspectives. Some tools and strategies for possible future use.


    Introducing Professor Stace, the emotionology teacher. She teaches you the emotional part of this challenge.


    Last edited: Apr 19, 2021
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  2. Will do the sorting soon, just put the reminder to not forget about this masterpiece of a challenge
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  3. im’possible

    im’possible Fapstronaut

    I think most folks would be Slytherin according to the data. It's my second choice. I tried three times and even changed the answers. But the hat insisted me to be ravenclaw ;)

    Today I read some spells and found an interesting fact, that the man's fluid is the source for bone, while woman's fluid is the source for meat and blood. So? I see the man we don't speak his name emerges.
    Last edited: Dec 4, 2020
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  4. ItsSeal

    ItsSeal Fapstronaut

    You Are 43% Gryffindor, 28% Hufflepuff, 20% Ravenclaw, and 9% Slytherin!
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  5. Mauritius

    Mauritius Fapstronaut

    33% Gryffindor, 26% Slytherin, 23% Ravenclaw, and 18% Hufflepuff!
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  6. You Are 42% Ravenclaw, 25% Hufflepuff, 17% Slytherin, and 16% Gryffindor!
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  7. im’possible

    im’possible Fapstronaut

    Dont forget to tag on guys!

    Time to get your wand.
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  8. ruso

    ruso Fapstronaut

    This is really cool, I’m:
    You Are 42% Gryffindor, 32% Slytherin, 15% Ravenclaw, and 11% Hufflepuff!
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  9. Checking in for the challenge.
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  10. Mauritius

    Mauritius Fapstronaut

    Wingardium Levi-O-sa
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  11. im’possible

    im’possible Fapstronaut

  12. Riser

    Riser Fapstronaut

    I would love to be here!

    You Are 33% Ravenclaw, 31% Gryffindor, 24% Slytherin, and 12% Hufflepuff!
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  13. im’possible

    im’possible Fapstronaut

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  14. Riser

    Riser Fapstronaut

    lol, I am difficult to place.:p
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  15. Checking in
    Still trying this magic on my life.
    But I know it will work at some point ;)
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  16. Mauritius

    Mauritius Fapstronaut

    Checking innnnnnnn
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  17. Anti-Hero

    Anti-Hero Fapstronaut

    You Are 36% Slytherin, 30% Ravenclaw, 26% Gryffindor, and 8% Hufflepuff!
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  18. im’possible

    im’possible Fapstronaut

    You get to choose your house from the two. Just whisper it to the hat.

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