Dear Porn, I am writing this because we have a problem. You always call to me and tell me you are my friend, and at a time i would have considered you my friend. However i have come to a realization. I hate you. We are not friends. You are nothing more than a leech, sucking the life out of me. You are a poison with a pleasant smell, drawing me in to drink you then rotting away my insides. You are like a plague, turning me into a brain dead zombie. You are like a parasite, living off of me for your survival. You are like a vampire, cold and seductive, draining me and turning me into a monster that everyone runs from. No. You are not a friend. You are pathetic and evil and i wont be used by you anymore. You and me, we're done. Sincerely, Your Ex Slave P.S. You Suck