Does masturbation cause asymmetrical faces?

this is weird
never heard about this

 

"masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled"

My eyesight is excellent despite many years of masturbating. I can walk long distances too.

Everyone's face is somewhat asymmetrical. In fact if your face was too symmetrical it would look a bit weird, just as too asymmetrical looks a bit weird.

Masturbation, especially PMO, causes a lot of problems but not these problems.

 

I'm really struggling to take this video seriously to be honest it sounds like something out of Southpark ! lol

 

Yup, same here. I agree with what you said about too symmetrical faces.

I thought the very same! Like the flat earth thing.

 

Almost everybody has some asymmetry in their face.