DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Dark Knight Rising, Jan 6, 2020.

Should I raffle the doll?

  1. Yes :D

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  2. No :v

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  1. DISCLAIMER: this thread got into a real mess xD.

    Hey, folks.

    I'm really motivated in my NoFap journey, and I really want it to last forever, but there's something thay I can't get out of my mind: the $2000 sex doll that I have in a wardrobe (come on, stop judging me and listen).
    What am I doing to do with it? Keep it there forever? Get rid of it? How? It would be pretty awkward to casually throw a life size naked doll in a waste container xD.
    And I can't sell it because nobody would want an used sex doll.
    So... what do you think, guys? Come on, be creative.
     
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2020
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  2. LEPAGE

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    What is it made out of?
     
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  3. TPE
     
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  4. LEPAGE

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    That stuff is pretty tough. I was hoping we could find something to dissolve the polymer. It looks like you'd need something like benzene, but that's hard to get. Maybe kerosene? You'd probably have to add heat though, so it could get dangerous.

    I would probably just cut the thing up with a saw and put it in a black garbage bag (or bags). You can double up the bags if you're worried about ripping. The garbage men don't look in the bags; they just toss the things in the back of the truck. As long as the bags aren't too heavy you should be okay.

    At least that's the way I always get rid of my bodies.
     
  5. Are you taking into account the steel skeleton? It would be a pretty hard thing to do.
     
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  6. Don't throw it in a river or something - bad for the environment and people might think it's real and call the police.
     
  7. zig

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  8. Nomar

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    Do you have receipt? Return it
     
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  9. I guess you are trolling, but in case you're not, I'll just point out the fact that the doll is used.
     
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  10. I'm not that crazy, man xD.
    Although it would really funny to see the police getting the doll out of the water.
     
  11. Tie the doll to your car with a lose knot and drive like bat out of hell .
     
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    You should melt it into a NoFap trophy lmfao! or make some sort of twisted art project like Sid did in Toy story, that's what I would do
     
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  13. LEPAGE

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    You can probably buy blades at the hardware store to go through the skeleton. I'm sure at 2000 smackers it's decent steel, but not indestructible.
     
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  14. engelman

    engelman Fapstronaut

    They gave advice about how to get rid of it, I thought it was useful.

    @Serpenthold , I included it inside a trigger warning spoiler.
     
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  15. engelman

    engelman Fapstronaut

    The link contains only two very soft pics and text with the info. I'm sure you get more sexual content on YouTube everyday without realising.

    I was wondering ... @Dark Knight Rising , according to your profile, you're 19 years old ... from where do you get that amount of money to buy yourself that? Aren't you still living at your parent's?
     
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  16. Mike Bonanno

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    I'm kinda with Brother Engelman here.
    Remembering how weird used stuff I used to buy from ebay when I was at my craziest, I would expect that thing sell for sure. I mean... sex addicts are kinda weird bunch of people. We sure should know that :D
    You will lose some money for sure, bit if you just want to get rid off it, put it sale on ebay for just shipment fee and let UPS get that thing out of your life for good.
     
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  17. engelman

    engelman Fapstronaut

    I see the post with the link has been deleted. LOL. It seems a link with info about how to get rid of a sex doll is more triggering than ... actually having a sex doll in your house ;)
     
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  18. LoveAlways

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    I have three words for you:

    Weekend At Bernie's
     
  19. Protagonist

    Protagonist Fapstronaut

    Simply keep the doll at your neighbour's door after midnight and run away.
     
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  20. i_have_pizza

    i_have_pizza Fapstronaut

    U're not right, that nobody will want it. Try to sell
     
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