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DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Dark Knight Rising, Jan 6, 2020.

Should I raffle the doll?

  1. Yes :D

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  2. No :v

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  1. CodeTalker

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    In general. Because I thought about buying one as some point like I said, I gathered a lot of data :oops:
     
  2. CodeTalker

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    This is... this is actually brilliant.
     
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  3. CodeTalker

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    Basically he puts it in its original box and use a device to transport it.
     
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  4. Thanks man xD. It's actually fascinanting to see how sexual needs stimulate our intelligence.

    I don't have the original box :( .
     
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  5. The face is pretty realistic. But I think it's relatively easy to tell if it's a doll by looking at the body. Those big boobs are firmer than any implant.
     
  6. Finalito

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    This is quite possibly the most hilarious thread on the forums...

    Back in high school me and my mates found a block of ice, like 1m X 0.3m X 0.3m in size, somehow smuggled it on the local city bus, then "forgot it there" and called the lost and found 2 days later to ask if they found and properly stored the ice... They were not amused, but maybe you can do something similar with the doll.
     
  7. Agree :emoji_joy:.

    Dude, I'm a gentleman.
     
  8. ahhhahahahahaha!!!

    @Dark Knight Rising have you decided what you wanna do with it? oh oh maybe heat it up enough to where you can blow it up like a balloon lmfao and fill it with helium XD tie some string to it and walk around the neighborhood and get a viral video out of it lmfao

    keep the skeleton that would be a cool armature to practice sculpting on, you could most definitely sell the skeleton to an art school or student.
     
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  9. This but unironically. Doll whorehouses actually exist.

    Go for it OP.
     
  10. wait this is a thing?!?!? ... I think I just found my new venture! lol im kidding
     
  11. JoeinUSA

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    "Come on, be creative"? What? Is this a made-up post where you're looking for titillating responses? It sounds so phony in other ways, too.


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  12. Yep. One such establishment opened up a year ago in my area. I just checked their website and they doubled the number of items on the menu so it seems to be good business.
     
  13. I wish it was made-up xD. I just have a humorous personality, man. I'm sorry if I didn't fit in your depressed fapstronaut stereotype.
    I don't take myself too seriously, that's why I can openly talk about owning a really expensive sex doll and discuss imaginative ways of destroying it.
     
  14. Yes, it is.
    Actually, feminists want those doll whorehouses to incorporate sex robots which can give consent :emoji_joy:.
     
  15. You know, man... I know we are in NoFap, and trying to get away from porn, and all that... but I find disgusting the idea of destroying such an expensive and beautiful object.
    If you think that owning it increases my chances of relapsing, you just don't know how this thing works. A relapse always happens in a very fast way. You get horny, you feel the need of fapping right here, right know, and you fap.
    On the other hand, if you want to use the doll, you have to prepare a bed, get the doll out of the wardrobe, transport it to the bed (it's not an easy thing to do; the doll is heavy as fuck), put it in the right position (really hard to do), warm it up, lubricate it... by the time you finish, you probably have lost your erection xD.
    My point is that the doll's use is always premeditated. If I want to succeed at NoFap, the doll won't stop me.
    So I don't think I have necessarily to get rid of it. That's why I asked you to be creative. Maybe we could think up other non-sexual uses.
     
  16. gordie

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    what happens if you succeed at nofap tho and your girl goes to your closet to get a sweater and lo and behold there's a doll in there
     
  17. CodeTalker

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    One of my interest for doll was also to have a presence. Sometime I just want to cuddle. That’s sad.

    What’s its height ?
     
  18. It will be the most awkward girlfriend - ex-girlfriend moment ever xDDD.
    Just kidding.
    That won't happen because the wardrobe has a lock and the key is hidden.
     
  19. angelpart

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    @OP perhaps you could find some artist that would be interested in it. If you find one you could give it to them or sell it cheap.
     
  20. I've never cuddled with it. I think it would suck. In cuddling, feedback is more important than in sex.
    My doll is 166 cm (5ft 5').
     

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