DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

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Should I raffle the doll?

  1. Yes :D

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  2. No :v

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  1. use a presser washer
     
  2. revolutionary1

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    Bro I have an idea. You don't want to sell it because no one wants a used one, right? Wash the thing with bleach and it should be good as new and ready to sell.
     
  3. need4realchg

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    Do you play guitar ? Dress it up and go busking next to it with friends —it would make it a funny prop. You can rent it for batchlor parties on Craigslist.

    Dress it up like someone famous and sing or play for it with your camera rolling. You will get people gawking and tipping.
     
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  4. Boost

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    Lol this thread is gold. So just supposing he went through with this business proposal. Would he be inviting these customers back to his house, his parents house? Or would he be dragging this sex doll to a secluded area? Maybe a park or a cark park where he can meet up with these customers. Wait for them to screw it and then he can drag this spunky sex doll home and wash another mans jizz out off it? Hoping his parent don't catch him dragging a spunky sexdoll through the front door.
     
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  5. Anubis Rises

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    theres sex doll brothels in some countries so i imagine they clean it good for the next client, how do i know of this, please dont ask please dont judge ,it instead of calling it used call it previously enjoyed ,
     
  6. CodeTalker

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    You can do like that movie with Ryan Gosling and introduce the doll as your new girlfriend and act like it’s a real girl.
     
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  7. I think the brothels make their clients use a condom.
     
  8. Yeah, I could definitely do lots of fun stuff with this thing :emoji_joy:.
     
  9. Boost

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    I guess the key question is how long are you willing to hold on to it? If it cost $2000, someone will probably buy it for around $1000.
     
  10. I'll call this one "just a regular night".
     
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  11. Yeah, going full MGTOW :emoji_joy:.
     
  12. Boost

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    There is probably someone saving up for one of these right now. If you can offer them a bargain it's off your hands.
     
  13. Honestly, I have to admitt that I don't feel really comfortable with the idea of selling to another guy a doll I came in.
     
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  14. Boost

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    Plus you would have to give him your address.
     
  15. PeterGrip

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    You could sell it to one of those doll-brothels. They know how to clean it, and it wont be as awkward
     
  16. Anubis Rises

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    i would actually just tie it on a cross , stick it up , make sure gassoline is on it first then i would burn it, burning is always a ritual used as cleansing
     
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  17. LEPAGE

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    Put it in a suit and sit it in your passenger seat. Then you can use the carpool lanes.
     
  18. Boost

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    In all seriousness. I think your willingness to laugh at yourself and the situations is healthy. We all make mistakes and a willingness to laugh at our own mistakes allows us to learn from them instead of defend them due to a fragile ego. Bin this thing as quietly as possible, except the loss and move on. If you can mock your own mistakes then you already know you are capable of doing better.
     
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  19. Thanks for your kind words, man.
    Yeah, I mean, I've already wasted my money, why shouldn't I laugh at it?
     
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