DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Dark Knight Rising, Jan 6, 2020.

Should I raffle the doll?

  1. Yes :D

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  2. No :v

    19 vote(s)
    51.4%
  1. Why do you assume that i named her :v ?



    I did. Her name is Anastasia.
     
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  2. red gyarados

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    Clean it out, open a sex doll brothel and make your money back lol
     
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  3. I've decided I'm going to buy her some clothes just so she's not naked.
    In this way I'll reduce my porn exposure.
     
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  4. Minsc

    Minsc Fapstronaut

    Go to the breakfast table and tell your parents you are turning your life around and need help figuring out what to do with a used, life-like sex doll.
     
  5. MuscularSherlockHolmes

    MuscularSherlockHolmes Fapstronaut

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    If this post is your idea of trolling, then you are truly despicable.
     
  6. What's wrong? Do you like naked sex dolls?
     
    Last edited: Jan 8, 2020
  7. I don't think they know what to do either lmao.
     
  8. I've consulted it to a moderator, and he has consulted it to other members of the staff.
    They say I can't post it.
     
  9. Man try to sell it on craigslist or something. Sure enough some strange guy is gonna buy it.
     
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  10. Stick it with a purple dildo and leave it in the street .
     
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  11. I love this thread.

    Put her in a dog cage in your basement. She’s the embodiment of your loss of control over your need to self gratify and she deserves to be punished!!
     
  12. Also if you keep her you can use the carpool lane!
     
  13. make a YT channel and have the doll as a cohost but she doesn't say anything and you interview people from the porn industry or something lol
     
  14. the alpha project

    the alpha project Fapstronaut

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    I have been posting on Nofap every day for 100 days to complete the Spartan challenge. I was in a very serious mood the whole time. I completed the challenge yesterday. Today I decided to explore some other threads. I have not laughed this much without drugs or alcohol in a long time. I don’t have anything funny to offer but I have tears from the laughs. I know recovery is a serious thing. But laughter is good for healing too. Thanks for helping me stop taking myself so seriously for a few minutes!
     
  15. Jackb97

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    Imagine having the job of cleaning them out :confused:
     
  16. Brilliant idea.
     
  17. It actually makes sense. The doll is an object, just like a porn actress in a movie.
     
  18. You're welcome, sir.
     
  19. Kligor

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    Put her in oven and say burn in hell :D
    If i m on your place i will try to sell her or just put her on attic or basement.
     
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2020
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  20. The wardrobe is exclusive for her and it's located in a room that nor me or my parents go to (we have a big house), so the doll doesn't really bother me on a daily basis.
     
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