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  1. Mr. McMarty

    Mr. McMarty Fapstronaut

  2. Mr. McMarty

    Mr. McMarty Fapstronaut

    My names MC Marty and I got to tell about a middle age dude you know so well.
     
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  3. need4realchg

    need4realchg Fapstronaut

    Mic check 1-2, 1-2,

    What up y’all , need4real is here,
    And I’m keeping it real y’all,
    With my dos xx beer,

    I wus a porn addict—yeah, for bout 20 years,
    So let me pause and I sip, for the nofappers, “cheers”

    It was helluva a pit that we all had to climb — I lost my will to fight bro,
    I got stuck in the grime....

    I kept ending up, in a losing position,
    So I Decided to give Up fighting and accept my condition....

    Brain fog sucked , fool, I had it bad,
    I would pmo all day and night,
    Man that shit’s sad,

    I was losing my mind aiight,
    Somehow I didn’t care,
    Just couldn’t stop it, fuck it I said, but inside I was skeered

    Praying didn’t help,
    It seemed all up to me ,
    I thought God said , “this is on you”
    When he stepped back from me.

    But then I found nofap
    Where I saw the door.
    That we can get freedom
    From this heaven made for whores.

    We can easily escape from this self-made prison
    But we first we gotta each make a simple decision.

    now I’m NoFap proud,
    Been 100 days clean
    yah bro that’s what’s happenin,
    Need4real change is me.

    Mic drop.
     
  4. Mr. McMarty

    Mr. McMarty Fapstronaut

    That is totaly bad ass!
     
  5. Mr. McMarty

    Mr. McMarty Fapstronaut

    Dull riding, gun hidin' on the go
    I fly like an raptor, and I swallow Old Crow
    I'm the master of the classroom, coolin' in the rear
    My teacher had beef, so I gave her a ear
    She tracked me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler
    Operated to the bathroom, rocked me a Wooler
    With a jar in hand at the microphone stand
    Ai yo homeboy, whatever you drinkin' man
     
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  6. brilliantidiot

    brilliantidiot Fapstronaut

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    Holy crap bro how long did it take you to write?
     
  7. need4realchg

    need4realchg Fapstronaut

  8. Mr. McMarty

    Mr. McMarty Fapstronaut

    "Now I've made the piece, you've made the brew.
    Y'all got two options of whatever you can do.
    It's no tight decision as you can see.
    I can blow you aside or you can drive with me."
    I spoke, "I'll drive with you if you can take me to the border.
    That Sheriff's after me for whatever I did to his daughter.
    I did it like this, I made it like that.
    I made it with the whiffle ball bat.
    So I'm on the route, the cop's seized my gun.
    And right around now it's time to have some fun
     
  9. Mr. McMarty

    Mr. McMarty Fapstronaut

    Those are beasty boys lyrics I just changed around Haha
     
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