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For Fapstronauts of the Protestant Christian faith.
My names MC Marty and I got to tell about a middle age dude you know so well.
Mic check 1-2, 1-2,
What up y’all , need4real is here,
And I’m keeping it real y’all,
With my dos xx beer,
I wus a porn addict—yeah, for bout 20 years,
So let me pause and I sip, for the nofappers, “cheers”
It was helluva a pit that we all had to climb — I lost my will to fight bro,
I got stuck in the grime....
I kept ending up, in a losing position,
So I Decided to give Up fighting and accept my condition....
Brain fog sucked , fool, I had it bad,
I would pmo all day and night,
Man that shit’s sad,
I was losing my mind aiight,
Somehow I didn’t care,
Just couldn’t stop it, fuck it I said, but inside I was skeered
Praying didn’t help,
It seemed all up to me ,
I thought God said , “this is on you”
When he stepped back from me.
But then I found nofap
Where I saw the door.
That we can get freedom
From this heaven made for whores.
We can easily escape from this self-made prison
But we first we gotta each make a simple decision.
now I’m NoFap proud,
Been 100 days clean
yah bro that’s what’s happenin,
Need4real change is me.
That is totaly bad ass!
Dull riding, gun hidin' on the go
I fly like an raptor, and I swallow Old Crow
I'm the master of the classroom, coolin' in the rear
My teacher had beef, so I gave her a ear
She tracked me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler
Operated to the bathroom, rocked me a Wooler
With a jar in hand at the microphone stand
Ai yo homeboy, whatever you drinkin' man
Holy crap bro how long did it take you to write?
Dunno probably 15 m
"Now I've made the piece, you've made the brew.
Y'all got two options of whatever you can do.
It's no tight decision as you can see.
I can blow you aside or you can drive with me."
I spoke, "I'll drive with you if you can take me to the border.
That Sheriff's after me for whatever I did to his daughter.
I did it like this, I made it like that.
I made it with the whiffle ball bat.
So I'm on the route, the cop's seized my gun.
And right around now it's time to have some fun
Those are beasty boys lyrics I just changed around Haha