How to avoid wet dreams (10 simple steps)

Discussion in 'Rebooting - Porn Addiction Recovery' started by Clumsy, Sep 17, 2014.

  1. Clumsy

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    Avoid nocturnal emissions

    Nocturnal emissions occurs because of irritation of genital organs. Irritation increases sensitivity. Many report feeling set back after a wet dream, a few others report feeling good after a nocturnal emission. This is for people who do not think that they are beneficial.

    1) Do not ever eat too much food if you suffer from frequent emissions at night. Eat a wartime diet if it is necessary. (Avoid this if you are too thin).

    2) Sleep on the right side, always and do never wear tight underwear. Tie something to your back so that you will not fall upon it during sleep. Most wet dreams occurs on the back or on the abdomen because of genital organs getting irritated by pressure.

    3) Do not dwell upon erotic thoughts during the day.

    4) Rise up from bed immediately when you wake up. Going for a second nap is a great danger.

    5) Cold showers. Apply cold water for about ten minutes on genital organs before you go to bed. This will decrease irritation and genital sensitivity.

    6) Sleep at regular times, retire early and wake up early is the rule.

    7) Do not use a comfortable bed.

    8) Do not ever drink any kind of caffeine before you go to bed. Coffee is notorious in stimulating genital organs and increases irritation and sensitivity.

    9) Strengthen your willpower. When you develop a strong will, you will be able to avoid erotic dreams even when you are sleeping.

    10) Tell yourself that you will not dream an erotic dream. Do not ever underestimate the power of the subconscious mind, if you really trick yourself into believing that you will not have a wet dream, you will not.

    Clumsy
     
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  2. monkotto

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    freedom for wet dreams!

    (sorry clumsy could not stop myself - my fingers type that by themselves. :))
     
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  3. Thackeray

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    Another wet dream thread. Oh god. Any time soon, we'll be talking animals and religion again.

    Good list, Dr Clumsy. :)
     
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  4. Clumsy

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    I was thinking that this thread could be a sticky, then people wouldnt post threads about WDs, its quite common that people make threads asking for help about wet dreams

    i created a group "war on wet dreams"

    join if you like!
     
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    war on wet dreams?

    proponents are the autobots

    and

    opponents are the decepticons

    right? :eek:
     
  6. Clumsy

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    What do you mean? :p I dont quite get you
     
  7. monkotto

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    transformers the movie?!

    autobots are the good cars

    decepticons are the evil cars

    come on dr. clumsy that was really easy...

    edit:
    better...
    luke skywalker likes wet dreams
    darth vader hates wet dreams
    is this ok for you?
     
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  8. Thackeray

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    Does that mean we can call Clumsy, Darth from now on?
     
  9. Thackeray

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    Duly noted, Dr Clumsy. Bed of nails from now on.
     
  10. monkotto

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    darth dr. clumsy does not sound good.

    maybe he wants to be clumsy skywalker?
     
  11. monkotto

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    damn that was too much for me - have tears in the eyes.
     
  12. Clumsy

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    The good hates wet dreams and the evil promotes it.

    A comfortable bed is unhealthy in many ways, sleep on the floor for the best results. Only a hard pillow made of jeans-like material could be allowed.
     
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    ok thats fine for me.

    so clumsy skywalker vs darth otto.

    where is this group?
     
  14. Clumsy

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    My profile!
     
  15. Thackeray

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    I'm okay. Bed is really uncomfortable anyway, but when I had my wet dream I was sleeping on a couch that night. Extremely uncomfortable it was to. I couldn't lie on my side on it, so that put me more at risk, I think.
     
  16. monkotto

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    clumsy now you have a convinced wet-dream-proponent in your anti-wet-dream group!

    was that really clever?
     
  17. Thackeray

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    War on porn and masturbation? By what means, Doctor Clumsy? I'm intrigued, my friend.
     
  18. monkotto

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    nice i can burn my bed. i will have more space in the room.
     
  19. Thackeray

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    Never tried a cold shower in reboot. Do they work, Clumsy? And do you really apply cold water to your genitals ever night for 10 MINUTES?! That's extreme NoFap, dude.
     
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  20. Thackeray

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    Joking aside. The list is good Clumsy. I can't fault it for those who really want to avoid wet dreams. Thanks for sharing.
     

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