How to stop being alone

Discussion in 'Loneliness' started by cuddler, Nov 12, 2015.

  1. cuddler

    cuddler Fapstronaut

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    You need to go to the street and say to someone: "Hey, you! I want to be your friend!" and he says "Sorry, I am not interested" and you say "Mkay."
    Then you go to a party and say "I am the king of this party!" and they don't notice it or someone says: "No your not." and you say "Mkay"
    Then you go to a girl and say: "Hey baby, you are very beautiful." and she says: "I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend." and you say "Mkay"
    Now they all will think about you. And they will become interested, curious, they will change minds, come to you and become your close friends. The girl will tell her friends and they will become interested in you, and you will have 3 girlfriends.
     
  2. Phyzik

    Phyzik Fapstronaut

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  3. g2stop

    g2stop Fapstronaut

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    this thread makes no sense
     
  4. yoyo1

    yoyo1 Guest

    Or they will think you're a creeper...
     
  5. Lol this cracked me up. It's true. This really is the best way for everyone to live their lives at all times.
     
  6. Of course that was said with the assumption that this post was somewhat sarcastic, but perhaps that's not the case.
     
  7. cuddler

    cuddler Fapstronaut

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    It has a deep meaning. You can't understand it with a weak brain.
     
  8. Ameson2015

    Ameson2015 Fapstronaut

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    There's a lot of passive aggressive postings on this forum lol
     
  9. That's one of the weirdest/funniest things I've read here. Thanks for the laughs.

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  10. blueman

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    What's happening?
     

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