I get morning woods everyday does this mean I have PIED

Morning wood is dangerous! seek out medical help immediately, best call your local lumberjack.

as for not getting erect - you may need to visit better stripclubs

 

C'est bon signe bro

 

The dude’s lying and joking. Morning wood is a healthy sign of erectile health. Your doing fine.

 

Is this a joke to you?
Quoting theislandnow.com:
"cutting down branches is no easy task and can be full of risks. That is why when you are choosing a time to cut down trees or some of their branches, make sure it is a time when nobody is around in the area so that nobody gets hurt. Winter breaks or late fall in the afternoons when everyone’s all cozied up in their homes might be your best option in that case."
"Sometimes in older trees, branches could grow a little too much that it starts posing danger to life. If the limb is too huge and does not have enough support, some extreme weather changes could cause it to fall down suddenly and pose a threat to people and even wildlife. If that is the case, then it is always better to take the safe side and remove the branch entirely. "

 

Yes.